Chinese Jokes Novels & Stories

"And who knows, maybe I'll even remember it and tell it to someone else someday." Ida grinned. "Oh no, please don't subject anyone else to that joke. I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing anyone else's eyes to roll," she joked. Avery laughed. "Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. But, if you want to hear a real joke, I've got one for you." "Okay, hit me with it," Ida said, leaning in. "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" Avery asked. "I don't know, why?" Ida replied.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

Xu Chen said as he placed the foods that he had cooked. "So I'll be left all alone?" Jingfei asked in horror. "Brother what if someone would abduct me because no one is around?" she dramatically said while acting being scared. "Jingfei, stop being so dramatic. No one will abduct an elf-pig like you." Xu Chen joked at her sister. Jingfei was a little chubbier and a little smaller than Lihua so he usually teased and called her an elf-pig. Jingfei just rolled her eyes.

They felt that they had heard the funniest joke. "You're a good man. You've successfully amused me." Boss Zheng sneered. Wu Xiaowei laughed so hard that her waist twisted. She was even happier than during the Spring Festival. Wu Li was also grinning from ear to ear. She twisted her hips and walked in front of Zhou Tian. She said, "You're making me crazy. Alright, alright. Stop making a fuss here. Hurry home and take your medicine." "If I remember correctly, the commission for selling a ten-million-yuan villa is more than a hundred thousand, right?"

"Do you think the little white dragon can have a happy ending?" Zhong Keke said, “I can imagine that the dragon will have a happy ending. Maybe there’ll be a sequel in the future." The two people walked out of the theater. Zhong Keke walked as she told Gu Lichen many jokes. "Are they not funny? I told you so many jokes," she said. "They're funny," he said. She looked at him suspiciously. "Do you really think they’re funny? Then why aren't you laughing?" "You want to see me laugh?" he asked.

Mr Zhao joked. “Hahahaha,” Zhi Rou burst out in laughter. She couldn’t believe her ears. Mr Zhao smiled when he heard her laughing genuinely. When he made this joke in front of his children’s friends they would chuckle lightly and when his children had him alone they would ask him to stop embarrassing them with his humourless jokes. Zhi Rou stopped laughing and looked at him seriously, “Forgive my imprudence young man, this woman is blind!” Mr Zhao nodded, “Ah but a woman of your importance cannot possibly be blind with those beautiful eyes,” he continued.

Otherwise, he would have given the correct answer to this choice question. "Tell me, what is the correct choice of this question?" Wang Xing's face was full of evil smiles. This was a joke. As long as Yang Xiao dared to give the correct answer, he would definitely burst into laughter at the scene. Wang Xing had specifically brought up a dirty joke in order to humiliate Yang Xiao. Hearing Wang Xing's question, all the people present twitched their mouths. "Damn it, this guy is so cheap. How can I answer such a dirty joke?"

Jason joked to the man, which made Minche laugh. "I didn't think your friend's sense of humor was strong." Minche still laughs.