Choso Funny Novels & Stories

Jax muttered. The bus hit a pothole. Everyone bounced. Phones flew. Someone yelped. I went back to my texts. Xiabao: “So. Best friends now?” Me: “Don’t push it.” Xiabao: “ Lmao.” Me: “Great. My life was missing one more chaotic gay.” Xiabao: “Chaotic? Look who’s talking, miss fake mustache and glue hands.” Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.”

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

CHARITY CASE {Playlist Suggestion: "Liability" by Lorde / "Just Friends" by JORDY} ~ZOE POV~ "Eat," I said, sliding a basket of chili cheese fries across the sticky table. "You look like a stiff wind could blow you over, and I can't have my favorite Lynch sibling blowing away." Chase cracked a smile....a real one, not the tired grimace he usually wore. He picked up a fry. "I thought Chelsea was your favorite."

(inserted laugh emojis) @waltermendoza: Yeah. Haha! Try again, Pau! @chrissalvatore: Dude, get me an imported chick when you get home, alright? I laughed a little bit hard at Chris’s joke to Walter. As usual, he could crack up any conversation with his crazy head! @waltermendoza: Lmao @chrissalvatore! Miss you, babe! @chrissalvatore: Awwe! Miss you, too, Walter babe!

Lucas glanced at Dos. Dos was stunned. He had not expected Lucas to be able to speak in such a situation. "Boy, it's interesting that you're so calm and collected." Dos looked at Lucas disdainfully. Lucas shook his head slightly and said slowly, "Do you know that you're just like pests to me?" "Hahaha!!!" The Genetic Fighters from the Chevor family of the Grand Elder burst out into laughter after they heard Lucas' words. It was as if they had never heard such a funny joke before.

"I'm pissed at you, stop trying to talk like some Marx brothers act!" "Which one am I? Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, or Zeppo? I think out of all my favorite siblings, I'm the Groucho. 'Cause of the eyebrows, see?" I slipped into a pretty solid Groucho accent while I wiggled my thick brows at her. Her laughter was infectious, a nice breathy giggle that had my joining her. "Works better when I have my cigar, doll." "I'm sure it does." She shook her head, and a whole panel of garnet red waves slipped over her sweater-covered shoulder. My fingers ached to touch it. "How about you answer my question first and then I can start believing that you come in peace?"

(Ten furious emojis. jojojock × but did you see the waiter's face. The guy looks like the scary looking dude in 'Machete.' Honestly, I wouldn't blame Chelsea for reacting like that. The guy looks like a monster character from a horror movie honestlyimbinary × I don't see a live video of them kissing and making up. I want a video of that PRONTO! leilani × shut up jojojock× meeeeee2U × I love you CHELSEA!!!×

Syrel and Jane, Lester, and Vincent took one BFF fries, while Caye and Marielle shares for another BFF fries. "You want?" Gio asked me while eating Fries. “Probably! I ordered ---” I could not continue what I was about to say when Gio suddenly threw five fries in my mouth while speaking and he laughed. Those with us also laughed. I made a mad face and sit down in one chair. When he realized I was a little annoyed, he suddenly became serious. "I'm sorry this is just only a joke" and he used his number one asset which is the dimples. I just kept laughing.

The face of Salmond was priceless; he looked to be filled with pleasure and I would not blame him one bit; this is Candie Foxx afterall. She moved then to Zeus. He had this satisfactory grin on his face as Candie rocked him hard. I watched as Zeus pulled out a dollar note and placed it on her panties. Next up was Alex; he was literally shaking with joy. Candie Foxx rocked hard against Alex and the poor dude had a pre-cum. I could see the disappointment on his face as we laughed at him "I swear this ain't funny bro". I prepared myself for Candie Foxx but I noticed she moved away, causing me to stare at her in disbelief

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.