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I groaned as I changed the channel and then slouched on the sofa, eating nacho chips and dip. TBC Body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody Ody ody ody ody ody ody ody (mwah) Teaser: Cuddles. Stay tuned!

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Zoey's clothes was stained with Ketchup. She didn't look friendly at all. "I'm sorry"Jane said as she let go of the fries. I couldn't help but laugh. "What's funny?"Zoey furrowed her eyebrows. "Just look at your face, you look like an overripe tomato"I kept laughing. "This isn't funny Liv"She scowled. "I never said it was, it's hilarious"I laughed. "Laugh all you want"She scoffed as she stood up. "Didn't I tell you guys to stop?Now you'll go home with a Ketchup designed shirt"I laughed harder.

“I say we stuff ourselves with burgers and fries.” “A last meal of sorts?” I quip. His smirk is dark, amused. “Exactly.” I let out a chuff of laughter at the macabre joke. “I’m in. I’d kill for a milkshake.” Chloe leans back in her seat, stretching in that deliberately slow, teasing way she does when she wants attention. “I mean… I would’ve rather had a last-minute fuck in the back of the car,” she muses, tossing us a sideways glance. “You know, since we’ll be out in the woods.”

Despite how hungry I was, I still ate quietly with my mouth closed, unlike most of them who were chewing and making irritating sounds like hungry goats. Yusuf threw a peanut into the air, and used his mouth to get catch it. As he chewed, siliva flew out of his mouth and landed on the face of the guy who was sitted opposite him. I chuckled when the guy stared at Yusuf in disgust and quickly wiped the siliva off. "I don't care who owns the cunt, as long as it's a cunt, it's meant to be fucked. Even if it's an ugly hoe, I'd close my eyes and fuck her." Yusuf deadpanned and we all bursted into an uncontrollable laughter.

He pulled out the canned of dark chocolate from the pocket of his jacket. Junhui, Seungkwan and Dokyeom looked at the chocolate in special can. It has hole in the center. "The chocolate saved me," Hoshi wailed loudly like a little kid. "I was so scared! I thought I'm gonna die! Whaaaaaah!" Seungkwan cursed as well as Dokyeom. Meanwhile, Junhui clenched his fist and smacked Hoshi's head. "Ahh!" Hoshi winced. "It hurts but I love it!" He cried again.

Barbie's POV While I was in the cafeteria with Jasmine and her friends, a message flashed in my phone making it to vibrate. I think it was the whole school that received the message, cus everybody suddenly started going through their phone. After sometime everybody soon started laughing. I brought out my phone and I saw the message, it was Lucy, dripping with chocolate drink. She was tagged "chocolate clown" Sasha one of Jasmine's friends then said "looks like someone is hungry for chocolate.

so bye. I laughed, she was an idiot. ME: I had a great time too Tee and thank you more. I promise you next time I'll save about R50 and get us those friggin awesome bunny chows that cost R25 each by Zake's fast food shop.. I tell you.. they are fucken amazing.. so come prepared. After sending that my best friend nudged me with her elbow making me wince in pain, "what the fuck Lulu?" "Tell her I wanna meet her.."

Usually, she is said to be beautiful. "Uh, I'm usually said to be a pretty girl. I'm not a panda, so I'm not a cute girl." Cheryl's protest. It's Rose and Juna's turn to laugh together. The two laughed so compactly. The synchronization between the two was so felt. Cheryl and Aldo look at each other. Rose and Juna didn't realize that. Two absurd humans. "Why are we being laughed at?" asked Aldo was astonished. "Whatever!" Said Cheryl lazily.