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But God, I wanted to. Morning came too quickly. I jolted awake to sunlight through the curtains and the sound of a motorcycle outside. My first instinct was panic — Bruce found us — but then I remembered. Enzo. The safe house. Charlotte was already sitting up with Mr. Hoppy. “Mommy, I’m hungry.” A knock at the door. “Emma? It’s Enzo.”

"Oh, for f--... Well, shit!" Hunter followed her gaze. Ms. Chastain's right foot was smack in the center of a fresh cow pie. He couldn't stop the grin. "Yes, ma'am, that is indeed shit." She nodded angrily. "Yeah, that's just hilarious. These are fucking Jimmy Choos!" Carefully, she stepped forward. Nearly half the cowpile came with her. "Shit!"

"you want a challenge, I'll fight you, you don't seem that strong" I started laughing, like in a way sycophants laugh. She thinks she can beat me? ME? I'm dying. Oh my God. I can't stop laughing. Hahahahaha. "what's your name" I asked getting all serious. "my names Chelsey" she said. "such a beautiful name, not so beautiful attitude, you want to fight me Chelsey?" "yeah I can knock you out in two minutes." "I can beat you to death in two minutes."

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

She immediately retracted her hand from my hold while my fingers tried to catch her hand but failed. Ahmed uncle laughed when he saw our reactions. Zoya chose her favorite chocolate flavor whilst I chose vanilla. "Boring Vanilla..boring you " Zoya teased me as we stepped outside the shop. I looked at her with disbelief."Hey, my choice is not boring okay," "Ha ha, your choice is boring just accept the fact!" Zoya licked her ice cream. "Well, you aren't that boring" He smirked at her devilishly. She gasped. "Shut up you, I'm not at all a boring person I'm very fun-loving"

"That is certainly a very bizarre amount. Tell me, we are not eating all of that. Right?" "C'mon," I started,"What is the worst that could happen?" She gave me a the fuck look. "Oh, nothing much. We could die." I shrugged, standing up & motioning towards the kitchen,"I am going to grab some plates," "Oh, yay. A greasy, slow, choking death with all that food." "That's half the fun," I deadpanned,"Keep an eye out for Chandler," I added, pointing at Chandler's figure on the screen,"I have a feeling that you're going to like him the best. And maybe Joey, too."

✰{ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 (𝟏) }✰ She finally bursted out, laughing loudly like she heard the funniest joke ever. Cheetah stared at her shockingly. "What... Why the f**k are you laughing at!!" Cheetah said angrily.

I'm left alone here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I feel sorry for Mizu, but on the other hand I'm laughing because of their crazy behavior? Kazuo-kai and Mizu, they're like Tom and Jerry. See you 👋 LOVE ALL❤️

Shyly, Noah averted his gaze from Diego, hiding his amusement. “Come on man, give me a bigger smile”, Diego said with a hearty chuckle. Noah's smile was a slim forced line, unsatisfactory to Diego. “Is that the smile you give when a bowl of deep-fried chicken is right in front of you?” Diego asked, a comical expression on his face. Freya chuckled shortly at Diego's subtle joke, hoping to infect Noah with her amusement. Noah couldn't withhold his smiles any longer, they came bursting out on his face.