Choso Funny Novels & Stories

What are those two up to? When I come around the corner, Zara is sitting on the counter, with one leg tucked under her. Her hands are coving her mouth and she’s laughing so hard tears are spilling down her face. Jasper is leaning casually on the counter next to her with flour at the tips of his hair and nose, giving his best flirty smile. He throws a couple of chocolate chips in the air and catches them in his mouth. “Keller, did you hear Jasper’s joke about the cat and the hot dog?” Zara squeaks out between her giggles.

I was so gonna turn a sausage out of him if he did not let his motor mouth shut. Fvcking asshole. “She is such a goner now,” Joy sighed as she ordered her own drink. “So she misses her mate, huh ?” Chester grinned and I was so thankful for having chugged down four glasses of Dragonian Scotch for the first fvcking time in all this while and having my make up on to hide my glaring red blush from showing on my face in front of everyone !! “No, I don’t,” I denied and scoffed for effect but everyone knew I was lying.

Although I have to admit both of them are most likely dumb in the same line, I hate saying the word dumb when food is served fresh and hot in front of me, so I’ll say some better statement and say that they are both just lacking intellectual acuity. “You know what?” I began pointing the fork I’m holding to her. “F.O!” “Fuck off?” She gave me a mad, confused look purposely blinking to show how spot on her mascara with the cafeteria’s lighting. “Friendship over, you dimwit!!” I growled at her, and she just smiled guiltily at me as we started devouring our food before it gets any colder. “FO? I think it should be UFO,” Zach butted in speaking while his mouth was stuffed.

I chuckled, they were both fools ***

Chips exploded. Soda sprayed into the air. And a giant bowl of warm nacho cheese tipped over. Directly onto Chloe. The room went silent. Every single person stared. Chloe lay flat on her back. Covered in cheese. A giant tortilla chip stuck perfectly to her forehead. For three full seconds nobody moved. Then Ugo fell to his knees laughing. And the entire party lost it.

But what really filled my plate the most was the adobo that Zach cooked. He just laughed and transferred the food. He also took two glasses of wine and gave one to me. We started eating and Ycson became the joker and clown while we ate. He tells a lot of stories and tells us jokes. And they are just laughing. I couldn't stop laughing because of him. I don't laugh because of his jokes if not because of his looks. "What do you call fake spaghetti?" Ycson asked everyone. "What?" "Spake?" Sol answered. Everyone looked at her and wondered what the spake was. "What? SPAGHETTI and faKE.... Spake!"

I was so gonna turn a sausage out of him if he did not let his motor mouth shut. Fvcking asshole. “She is such a goner now,” Joy sighed as she ordered her own drink. “So she misses her mate, huh ?” Chester grinned and I was so thankful for having chugged down four glasses of Dragonian Scotch for the first fvcking time in all this while and having my make up on to hide my glaring red blush from showing on my face in front of everyone !! “No, I don’t,” I denied and scoffed for effect but everyone knew I was lying.

I gasp, half laughing, half horrified. “You want to talk about my mate again?” Zoe growls, her voice low and dangerous. The room descends into chaos. Someone throws a roll, which hits Zoe square in the back. She whirls around, grabbing a handful of mashed potatoes and launching it across the table. Laughter and screams fill the air as food flies everywhere. I can’t stop myself—I burst out laughing, clutching my sides even as a stray piece of chicken hits my shoulder. ******

I did not know that he saw my worry even as he consoled me. "I am feeling better." I replied him and then, his weird constitution came to mind. "Don't distract me. Why are you not ticklish? Are you made out of stone or marble?" I asked. "I lost my ability to laugh long ago." Chase said in a deadpan voice. "What?!" I scrunched my face as I stared at him. What was he talking about? Chase laughed. He laughter reverberated in the enclosed space of the car. "I was just joking with you. You should have seen your face." Chase said as his laughs died down, "I am not ticklish."

Flicking through the channels I stumbled upon one of my favorite comedy shows and sat back to watch. “She's finally awake. Do I look okay?” Chase asked nervously from the kitchen. He was trying not to be heard but he seemed to forget that I had wolf hearing now. It was cute that he cared what I thought of him. I’d love him however he looked. “You look fine, dude. Heck, at least you don’t look like a homeless version of Jesus anymore.”