Chris Sturniolo Funny Novels & Stories

Chris absentmindedly mumbled to himself. “Remember what?” When Chris looked to his left, he saw Steven staring at him with curiosity plastered on his face. “You look terrible.” Chris teasingly said while striving not to burst into laughter. “I know. What did you remember?” Steven said with a stiff expression on his face. It didn't bother Chris about Steven's sudden interest in his words because, from the look of things, he seemed like he needed a distraction of any kind. “Oh, I just saw the CEO of Bright Incorporation, and the shocking thing is that…” Chris said, pausing for a moment when he noticed that Steven seemed to be only half-listening to what he was saying.

Christopher said with a smirk. “That wasn’t me. That was Trevor,” Bruce joked. “Shit,” Trevor scoffed. “I didn’t need advice about girls. I was a born charmer.” “You sure it wasn’t a born bull shit artiest?” Ryan asked. They all laughed.

I gave out a laugh “Thats funny, you are the most serious person I know” Chris laughed with me “Yeah I can be serious, but I have my ways” he leaned in and started tickling me. We were still half laughing when it changed. Chris was now his side, propped up on one elbow in nothing but his jocks, looking unfairly comfortable in my van. “You always deflect with jokes,” I said, nudging his shoulder with my foot. He caught my ankle easily. “Maybe I just like hearing you laugh.” “That’s not what I meant.”

"Hey, I was a rockstar that night. The crowd loved me." Roslyn's laughter deepened. "The crowd was laughing at you, not with you." Chris feigned offense. "Hey, my singing skills are underrated. I should've been a rockstar instead of a CEO." Roslyn's smile softened. "You're perfect just the way you are, Chris. CEO, karaoke star, or just my goofy friend." Chris's expression turned warm, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "You're pretty amazing yourself, Rose. Inside and out."

Lu speaks up. Chris takes a deep breath and another shot. Poor guy.

“I heard Chris got married but I didn’t believe it at the time, now that I’m seeing you in person, I see why he got married but are you always this quiet- “Are you always this chatty?” I almost rolled my eyes then I realised I broke out of character even Tina was surprised by my remark but Chris…a loud laugh rumbled from his chest making me jump. Yeah, I knew he had a weird sense of humour but his laugh is weird too really. “Feisty I see” She grinned and my jaw dropped in shock as he continue to laugh. “Who laughs when insulted?” I mumbled and he smiled. “You talk just like Chris” Tina’s eyes widened in surprise, he probably thought Jerry figured but the dude isn’t that bright.

Caren said rather teasingly, almost as if they'd been friends since ages. "Of course, he does. I mean, look at me," I cut in, gesturing to myself before I began to chuckle to let them know I had meant it as a joke. I hadn't of course, not really, but that was what I wanted them to think. Chris raised his brows, his lips twitching to let me know that he was amused while the two women simply laughed rather awkwardly. "Well, yes, you do look stunning Luna Ivy," Caren was the first one to recover and reply.

“Your help means a great deal to us, Madam Vice Principal.” Jennifer lowered her gaze, flustered. At a time like this? Chris really didn’t care what came out of his mouth—he could very well make the poor woman faint on the spot. “It’s nothing, Mr. Chris,” she murmured quickly. Chris chuckled, clearly enjoying himself. “Well then, once my dear brother and his fiancée have sorted everything out, I think I owe you a proper thank-you, Miss Laurent. You wouldn’t mind, would you?” The infamous Chris Miller—just as the rumors said, the consummate flirt.

Stunna was stunned, but he rhymed it anyway: “Damn, your pops, ruthless as he is, is stuck on a female? You've got my word bro, I won't tell nobody nowhere, not even by G-mail..” Gio had to laugh at this one. “Do you ever go to the studio?” Gio asked. “Yeah, I do man, once in a while, though.. And I'm kinda good, but not like the guy who starred in 8 Mile, though..” More bars equaled more laughter from Gio. But this joy was cut short by the unannounced entry of intruders who were dressed in suits, as opposed to the leather jackets and boots worn by Gio, Stunna and Stunna's men.

“You just gave everyone in this room an identity crisis.” I smirked. “That’s the goal.” “TALIA!!!” I turned just in time to see Chris nearly trip over someone’s foot as he pushed through the bodies, his jaw practically on the floor. “No freaking way,” he yelled. “You look, hold on, lemme catch my breath.” He stared at me with his mouth and eyes wide open and without a shred of shame. “YOU LOOK STUPID HOT.” A few people turned. Then the DJ shouted, “Damn!… I see a real angel!”