Chris Sturniolo Funny Novels & Stories

We can't be destitute! "Are you two stalking me?" A big smile overcame me when I heard that voice. Chris smiled at both of us. He looks different when he's not wearing a waiter's uniform. This man was created! "Are you stalking us?" Court! Why can't she give the guy a break? She's been bullying him nonstop! "Oh please!" Chris rolled his blue eyes at her. "I have better things to do. I should be asking you what you're doing at this party. I'm sure you were not invited."

Chris just shrugged while his eyes didn't look at me. "O-Okay. Is Dr. Karsyn already there? I'm kinda late because you know" I laughed stiffly "It's raining men!" I laughed so hard with my joke and closed my umbrella but Chris just stays silent. I should have kept that joke in my mind. Dang!

(inserted laugh emojis) @waltermendoza: Yeah. Haha! Try again, Pau! @chrissalvatore: Dude, get me an imported chick when you get home, alright? I laughed a little bit hard at Chris’s joke to Walter. As usual, he could crack up any conversation with his crazy head! @waltermendoza: Lmao @chrissalvatore! Miss you, babe! @chrissalvatore: Awwe! Miss you, too, Walter babe!

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

It wasn't hard to see the desire in his eyes as his pupils were dilated and he was looking at me like he wanted to tear the clothes off my body. I know he was undressing and had probably thought of what I looked like naked and that thought makes my skin crawl. Who would have thought this place was filled with perverted men with no shame and respect for women? Men who think with nothing but what was stuffed in their pants. "Chris Storms, you man are one lucky motherfucker." Bruno said with a laugh. Chris didn't laugh or smile, his face was void of any emotion. It was good to know that he didn't find Bruno's statement funny.

“You scared me for a second there. Thought I’d sent you over the edge with my terrible singing skills.” I barked out a laugh, shaking my head, “They weren’t terrible.” “But they weren’t good either,” Shawn smirks, elbowing Chris in the side. “You’re just jealous your air guitar was shit,” Chris mutters under his breath, “I’m going to take a shower. Call out when those brownies are down,” he backs away, “You know I like em’ fresh and moist,” he winks, and I nearly vault the silicone spatula at him.

but then again, wasn’t he asking for a beating by teasing the little overlord who seemed to have inherited his fifth uncle’s glib tongue? Chris knelt down as he allowed Bruno to crawl into his arms; Chris Jnr made way for little baby by sitting on Chris’s shoulder. “Monkey king is still king of the jungle.” Mark chuckled as he looked at Chris’s state and walked in, in long strides to sit besides Adam and Raphael who were sitting on the couch enjoying the ruckus caused by the younger generation. Everyone laughed once again but this time, it was Chris’s face that turned red; Although the Burkes didn’t understand the joke, they joined in as it was rare that they got to see the jokes of their al

"There are some with potntial in there. Now if only we can get a couple with good attitudes." "That might be too tall of an order to ask for." Chriso chuckled, bad mood now gone. If their was any one you could garentee to bounck back from a bad mood it is Chriso. To him it was always a good time for a laugh, no matter the situation. Not every one appreciated his sense of timing for humour, though. J7 was usually one of those people. "Then we'll make due." She responded. "Are you guys going to join the betting pool for the rookies?"

Only his close friends can rile him up and make him frustrated. “What’s so funny?” Philip and Hunter came into view, and they could hear Luke’s laughter loud and clear from afar. “Nothing, Luke was being an idiot...” Chris answered with boredom laced in his voice as if he didn't want to deal with his idiotic friends anymore. “Since when is he not?” Xiuming’s voice came with Justine and the rest laughed but Luke didn’t.

"None of your business. Now move. I've got to get ready for work." "Wait second, little bro. Not so fast. You were just talking to that Asian dude on the phone. And now you're smiling. I get it. Someone's in love. I'm surprised. I didn't take you for a dick lover. Ah well, more ladies for the rest of us." Stu smirked. Chris growled. "For the last time, I am not gay. Or have you conveniently ignored the fact I spend more nights out of the house than you?"