Forced to Forever
I said, "I'll make it easy on you. If you win, the bet stays the same, I do you. If I win— your wife does the honors to me."
"Man, you like to live dangerously."
"Unless you want to do me yourself. Straight odds. I'll spot you the twenty-one points my team is behind."
"Are you crazy?"
"Take it or leave it."
"Taken." He stuck out his fleshy hand. We shook. "My name's Chuck. It's going to be a real enjoyable experience, mister, watching you suck my dick."
"I hope your wife gives good head."
"You'll never find out."