Clean Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

he asks cheekily, and I laugh. "Are you kidding?" I ask in disbelief. "The school bad boy using such pick-up lines." He smiles and chuckles. "At least I got you to smile." His words got my heart racing in its rib cage. "Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm looking for." I burst out laughing. "Oh my God," I say between laughter. "Cheesy pick-up lines don't match your reputation." He shrugs. "I do it only for you," he says with a wink. Such a flirt.

It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

I say, sighing as she doesn't forget to wink this time too. "Don't you see the reflection of my love for you in my eyes?" She says giving me her puppy eyes. "Ewww, that was the lamest of lame pick up lines you have ever used." The third girl who was earlier called "the satan" comments. "I know." Simy admits confidently as if It's something to be proud of. "Well, everything she says is automatically lame." Tani adds. "I know." The satan girl says. "I'm really-" Simy gets interrupted by the homeroom teacher.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

“I don’t usually need pickup lines. And this definitely isn’t usual.” Fair point.

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

She sassed, then sipped. A rich manly chuckle made its rhythmical pathway into her ears. The water got stuck in her throat at the sound, but there was more. "I guess not," he said again in his deep and husky baritone voice. Gulping, Joslyn willed her eyes to stay glued to the stickers of different country flags shining vibrantly on the back of her phone. "So what is a beautiful woman as yourself doing all alone?" He spoke again when she made no move to initiate a conversation. Irritation and slight disappointment sparked in Joslyn at his cliché pickup line.

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."