Clean Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Chocolate got tired of the man's pickup line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD." The man, who planned of saying: 'Are you a vegetable? You are so cute-cumber.' But he retreated his plan because this woman in front of him isn't cute at all!

"I love hugging pretty girls." When Verda saw that I wasn't hurt, her eyes filled with frantic hope. "Hey, pick-me! I… I mean, Cheryl, please help me. My family's rich. I can give you anything as long as you help me survive this!" I raised a finger and wagged it lightly. "Girl, you've got me all wrong. I'm a pick‑me, not a gold digger. Money doesn't tempt me at all!" I stepped aside politely, ready to let karma do its work.

he whispered. I threw back my head and laughed. “What the heck are you talking about?” I asked and laughed once again. Not satisfied, I hit him on his shoulders a couple of times. Playfully. “Aw…now, you're giving me your corny pick up lines. It won’t work on me, alright?” My hands stopped mid-air when I noticed Alpha Hughg watching me. I cleared my throat and put my hands at my side. “So…where is your next destination?”

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

No one knows anything about cleaning, but when it comes to rudeness, they know a lot! Just relax Ken, just calm down! "No way!" Take care of that! What is your luck? Who are you to lift me? Have you ever seen a gay man pick up a woman? Nothing! "Oyyy, okay, Hubby, my head hurts, so I can't walk properly." Really Trix? tss, no matter what you say, I will never pick you up, but if you say that I will pick you up to throw you in the trash, I will do that, I will really throw you away.

She looked fir it in her handbag and finally find it after it has rang twice. " Oh! Here s it", She said when she found her phone. She swiped up the green button. "Hello", she said as she picked the call. " Hey", a voice drawled from the line.The other person must be very drunk. "How dare you date someone? So easily? Are all single moms like this.You didn't even give me the chance to get closer to you. I've been looking for you for years. Why did you go put with that pumpkin? Is it because he is popular? I can make you popular too.Is it because he is handsome Well, If he is given 40 points for his beauty then I have to get 100 points. Come to me, pls"

"Look, if you want to go waste money on the slots, be my guest, but I'm tired. Once I lay my head on the pillow, I'm not getting out." Huxley stands behind me, placing a kiss on the space between my collarbone and neck. "I want to put something in something but it's not a slot machine." I laugh, my head bobbing forward and accidentally pulling away from him. "That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard in my entire life."

“Taking the responsibility, I want you to not resist and let me have you and be mine.” With a wink and a smile that sends the girls into a giggle and a frenzy, whereunto his words are something that’s hiding the deeper meaning where the rest only took it as publicity, but not towards the Neonlights, Andrea and Bea who is crazy unto their seats giggling, and worst, but most especially towards the person Clay just directly told it too, Sky. “There is so many fish in the ocean, but I like the one that I found in the ‘Sky.” Hitting, yet more like dropping a bomb as Clay just hit the roof of being a cheesy one and pulling the stunts of his pick-up lines. Flirting is definitely in the air as Andre