Clean Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

“Come here often?” I snorted at his cliché pick-up line and rolled my eyes. He would try one pick-up line per school year before he put on his overprotective, nobody fucks with my friend, armor on. “Oh yeah. All the time,” I deadpanned. “Well, damnit. Looks like I struck out again for the final and last time. My poor heart,” he wailed dramatically. That had me cracking up, to which he just winked. Then he reached into his jacket, bringing out some candy. He slid some over to me. I was a lover of all things sweet, so I grabbed a piece.

I trailed his hand to his face, his very attractively punchable face. I sneered at him. He looked probably eighteen or nineteen. "Can I help you?" "No, but your gorgeous sister can," is that even a pickup line? I scoffed. I looked at Sapphire. She still had the fork in her mouth. She was staring at me as if trying to read my reaction. I frowned, my lips forming into a thin line.

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

I never stopped punching his back and he remained unaffected. "Seriously Pretty girl, that's not going to help you." He said and I could almost sense him smirking. Pretty girl? Is that even an endearment? "You are seriously out of your mind!" I said as I could see us getting into the parking lot. "Can't help it. I am always thinking about you." "Wait, did you just use a pick-up line on me? What are you, Brett Parker?" "Don't ruin the moment for me, pretty girl."