Comedic Novels & Stories

he stated, pointing with a smirk. I brief wiped my nostril, guffawing. “Really? I’m this type of mess!” He chuckled and leaned nearer. “It’s cute. You need to encompass it.” “Embrace being a mess?” I responded, grinning. “I suppose I’ll skip!” Jake leaned again, shaking his head in enjoyment. “You’re lovely even as you’re being stupid.” The compliment made my cheeks warm. I loved how clean it became to comedian story spherical with him. It felt natural and comforting.

“We could even collect cats! Oh, Asshole would love that! We could start a cat farm—” His expression twisted with genuine distaste. “I take it back. Fuck me, I’ll just die single.” “Wait, wait, hold on… ” He paused mid-pushup to eye her suspiciously. Fighting back a smile with everything she had, she asked, “You watch rom-coms?” He narrowed his eyes to slits and sniffed haughtily. “I’ll have you know, rom-com is the most elite of all movie genres.” Unable to hold it in any more, she burst out laughing. By the time it died down, she felt better, lighter, as though a bit more of the stress and tension she’d been carrying for days had been released.

The silence that followed that very statement was deafening. And then, Adrian burst into laughter. A hearty laughter which seemed to erupt from his soul, Vanessa has never seen him laugh before, and the sound of his laughter felt like music to her ears. “Do you think this is funny Adrian , I am 3 months pregnant for you!” she said, annoyed. “No you are not, and even if you were pregnant… it definitely won't be for me mitchelle, I advice you pick up comedy as a side hustle because apparently you are really good at it”

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

She's still laughing. "Hilarious is the word. It's entertaining at most."

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."