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The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

I shake my head, “I just need you to be your usual Hema, making me laugh” He nods, “Hema the Comedian at your service . I’ll give you a discount since you’re practically family” he says, wiggling his eyebrows at me. I instantly burst into laughter, “you look weird when you do that, never do that in front of a girl you like”

“Then you should come with us, baby. We’ll happily pop your cherry.” “Whoa, hey…” With an aggrieved sigh, I pushed his hand down before he could touch her. This guy really needed a lesson on humor. “Sorry, pal. But only I’m allowed to say double entendres to her. It’s not even remotely cute or funny when you do it; you’ve got a fucking eye staring at me from the side of your head.” In my opinion, that instantly negated everything cute and funny. “And besides,” Camille threw in. “I already—you know—made my first tag, so the cherry’s technically been popped already, sorry.”

I scanned the bedroom, grabbed the heavy oil lamp by the bed, and carefully hid behind the door. The heavy footsteps stopped outside. Andy's hoarse voice rang out. "Stop hiding, Beatrice! I know you're in there. If you come out now, you'll suffer a lot less." I stood silently behind the door. I was waiting to build strength for a single strike. Thump. Andy began slamming against the door in a rage. His resentful words drifted into my ears one after another. "Women should just get married, have kids, and serve men. You gold-digging women who talk about staying single and childfree are a plague on society! I'm doing the people a favor. I'll teach you how to be a virtuous wife and mother."

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

She had plunged at him like she wanted to bite him when he looked at her and as he screamed, she couldn't help but laugh. They were eventually thrown out of the cinema for disrupting the peace but after Jade had managed to convince Shawn that it was just makeup. She washed it off her face as Shawn couldn't bear to look at her. As they walked out of the cinema, Shawn grumbled about the prank while Jade kept laughing. She couldn't remember the last time she laughed that hard. She couldn't remember the last time she had been sincerely happy. She had never imagined she would ever be that happy again. But she knew it wouldn't last. And this time, it ended faster than she expected.

Thane smiled. "Battle stick, meat stick, sex saber, Little princess, pocket compass, pant geyser, custard launcher," Tag added. She blinked a couple times. "Why are there so many names?" "Because men are immature and it's our favorite thing to talk about," I said. Tag and Thane snorted. "My favorite thing now is Hollyn's pussy," Thane said. He licked his lips. She laughed as she sat up. "Well, I certainly don't think of it as my curse anymore. Is all sex that good?"