Comedy Texting Novels & Stories

She was so quick to fix my mood. "Good." - Alex There was no other message in the next two minutes, and I was wondering if I should write more. Was she mad? Was I willing to stay away? It was just texting, right? "Soooo what are you up to?" - Alex "Nothing." - Michael "Are you maturbating?" - Alex What? I laughed again and typed fast. "No, are you?" - Michael "Might be. You can't know... cause you ar ethere." - Alex

Deal😀 Goldie»» God, you're such a food lover😂😂😂 So why are you texting me by this time? Goldie»» Can't sleep. Aww, does little goldie need a cuddle from mama bear? Goldie»» Yes, little Goldie does😳 You're so shameless😂 Goldie»» I'm omw Right, joke all you want.

"If you won't talk to me then at least eat." Adam sighed, dropped the menu and reached for his meal. The second course came not so long afterwards. My phone pinged again just as I made it to eat and I swallowed a moan of disbelief. Who the hell was texting me? Irritated, I yanked out the device and opened the message. "Well well, look who has forgotten all about me. Going around, prancing with the big boy are you? While I'm stuck here?" I frowned. Was this a prank or some shit? Who could send me such messages? Another message dropped from the same number.

Even though I won't. "That's your specific way of texting?" Devon asked. "Long sentences?" "I like being grammatically correct," I lied as Devon took my phone and pressed send. I tried my best not to smile. He didn't notice. Let's just hope Grayson is smart enough to notice that the capitalized letters spell out H-E-L-P-M-E. Help me.

I touched the screen of my phone and once it lights up, I got faced with four more texts from the dudes since I was still directly in the group chat. Tristan; Y'all go fuck yourselves, idiots. I typed in a reply and almost immediately, another text came through. Eli; No, thank you. I still love boobs to death. Hunter; Nah, pfft. I'm too golden for you fuckers here. And besides, I don't think I can ever get tired of the hot ladies. Damon; You rate yourself too much, dumbo. No one wants to fuck you here, Mr golden. I laughed as I read the last text, the series of texts kept coming in almost at the same time but still one after the other.

When Tammy received the text from Solomon, she was eating at home and watching a drama series with her friends. She froze when she saw the incoming text, then quickly turned off the screen and went back to eating. "Who texted you?" her friend asked. Tammy smiled. "No one. Just a New Year's Eve greeting from my phone carrier." Friend number one blinked. Friend number two tilted her head. Which service provider would send greetings through a messaging app? Seeing that she did not want to say anything, they started teasing her.

He didn’t reply for a few minutes and when he did, his reply made me laugh out loud. Caleb: Ah your favorite spa. It must be nice being rich. I rolled my eyes, smiling wide at my phone. I can’t remember the last time I cheesed so hard just from texting. Me: You literally play in the NFL. Caleb: Different energy. Completely different energy. A worker passed by and paused slightly, glancing at me with a small knowing look. "You seem happier today," she said simply, smiling lightly. "I'm just relaxed," I said, maybe a little too quickly, still smiling at my phone like an idiot.

I couldn't help but smile, feeling a deeper connection to my hardworking assistant. Opting to send a text instead of calling, I wanted to avoid interrupting him if he was in a meeting or on another call. My finder moved quickly across the screen as I composed a brief message. It was silly to text him with his phone when he wouldn't be able to see it. “Hey Mr. Jan, I just realized I forgot to mention that I'm highly allergic to hotdogs! Please ensure lunch doesn't include any. Thank you.!” After hitting send, a sense of relief washed over me. Crisis averted. However, I then noticed an open text conversation on his phone with someone named "Sarah," and the messages appeared to be quite persona

"I mean, we were basically just playing like kids, but when I came up, I definitely could tell that they'd both seen my rings. I got pretty turned on." Duncan grinned and moved over the top of her. His phone buzzed then and there was a wide-eyed emoticon and nothing else. A few seconds later a string of badly misspelled words appeared. A few seconds later, another appeared, this one spelled correctly. The third said, "Sorry about that last message, it's hard to text while jerking off." Duncan laughed loudly again, showing the phone to Kelly. She laughed with him for a few minutes.

Text message Erika (Darling): Darling, how are you? Erika (Darling): Why didn't you call me and text me 😞😦 Erika (Darling): I miss you, it's only been two days since we've been together 😞😞 Erika (Darling): Please reply oh..even though you didn't call... Shuji patted his leg and looked at the people he was talking to. "Sorry, I disturbed our conversation because I received a text," Shuji replied to the lawyers he was talking to.