Movies Comedy Tagalog Novels & Stories

May reklamo? [@gelovalencia: Plastic surgery daw? Kung may aayusin man, utak n’yo muna siguro ang dapat unahin.] At habang patuloy ang halu-halong komento, may nagpasabog pa ng kilig: [Grabe, parang love team ang vibes! Ang hirap paniwalaan na magkapatid sila. Ship!] Sa gilid, napansin ni Luna ang kapatid na kanina’y todo-ngiti, pero ngayon ay halos lamunin ang cellphone sa sobrang inis.

Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Dalawang stick ng kape sa akin, kaso hindi ko titimplahan. Diego Lloyd Catamora: Hah? Baket? Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Hihithitin ko lang ang powder. At ulit, sobrang natawa na naman siya. Nag-react pa nga ng 'haha', nag-reply pa ng maraming 'HAHAHA'. Inikot ko ang mga mata ko sabay patay ng WiFi dahil ayokong ma-distract sa pagtitipa ng laptop. "Nag-chat ulit si Diego sa 'yo?" sambit ni Irise nang makita niya ang pagpatay ko ng cellphone.

the host laughed "And then for those who bashed my husband, don't judge him, I'll admit that I was angry with him but when I found out the reason it disappeared, I even blamed myself more why I let him go the one who knows better when it comes to cooking, everyone said that my husband is useless and that I should divorce him, that won't happen! Will I tie the knot if I don't love my husband? Then I will accept everything from him, I can only ask, is there a perfect person?" Kino looked at the host and laughed "Ay nako sympre wala Mr. Fugo" Kino smiled while I was laughing like crazy and excited, this channel is nationwide, it even has an English translation at the bottom.

singhal nito. "That is one of the beke language na ang ibig sabihin ay tomboy or lesbian." Paliwanag ko sa kanya. "Hoy, umayos ka huh! Don't tell me na namamakla ka na!" "Tsk...pasmado na naman 'yang bibig mo. Narinig ko lang 'yan huh!" Natawa na lang ito at kapagkuwa'y biglang nalungkot.

["Oh? Nasaan ka apo?" ["Nasa mall po, La. Si lolo po ba nandiyan?"] Tanong ko. ["Ha? Ah eh wala eh, alam mo naman ang lolo mo, busy, masyadong mahal ang trabaho."] Inilapag ni lola saglit ang phone niya tapos kinuha ulit, ["Ay siya apo, busy ka yata. Mag-enjoy ka diyan kasama ang mga classmate mo."] Tumingin ako sa paligid ko at nakakita ng isang maliit na portal, nandoon si lola at kumakaway. ["Nako, kayo talaga, La. Hahaha!"]

Nakikiramdam at nag-iisip ng sasabihin lalo na sa uneasiness na kanyang nararamdaman simula pa kahapon. “Napaka-relatable ng mga characters sa movie, no?” pag-uumpisa ng dalaga ng topic. “Parang totoong-totoo ang nangyari na nilagyan nila ng comedy.” “Movies are copies of reality. They are made based or closed to reality, but it can never be real. Katulad ng ginagawa mo ngayon, Sadako. Tell me, bumalik na ba ang memories mo?” “Huh? Anong-”

His mother just shrugged her shoulders and glance at Marco, " Ok then." "So kailan ka babalik sa company? At gagawa ulit ng movie? Remember our movie 'Married to the Beast'? The issue was resolved kaya natuloy ang dubbing sa ibat ibang lenguahe. Why not make a part 2? For sure papatok na naman ito."

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

subukan mong magpakita sa pinas nang walang pera ipapahiya kita sa mga pinsan mo Frito" (Don't come home here in our province, try to come here in the Philippines without money, I'll embarrass you in front of your cousins.) "Hindi na kita anak, pinapahiya mo ako sa mga kamaganak ko rito.. akala ko ba naman porket hapon mapapangasawa ko giginhawa na buhay. haruki mahiya ka naman sa mga pinsan mo na naka graduate na ha p*****a kang bata ka wala kang kwenta"

where are you kapitbahay ka lang wala ka pa AARON: @Kenji dito na kami labas kana Man JUSTIN: Tara na. “Akala ko hindi tuloy" Naupo si Kenji sa edge ng kama niya while scrolling to his messager reading his friends message. KENJI: Bihis lang ako. Kenji is about to stand up when his phone lights up again and for the last time he checks it. It was a post that he was tagging. The caption read: "Campus power squad. 💙 Blue Eagles together again!" The comments... "MATTDRAE ENDGAME 😭💙"