Comédia Novels & Stories

“But you, I don’t know.” “Well, my name is Minus, and I’m a Sagittarius. I enjoy long walks on the beach, going to the theater, and knowing what the fuck is going on around here.” “You are funny guys. You two should do a podcast or something. Don’t you think so, Crush?” Mexican Hulk nodded but remained expressionless. Viper continued, “I have a great sense of humor, too, but I also know when to be serious. I wonder if you gentlemen know when it’s time to get serious?”

The laugh was real in the particular way of something that had bypassed all the usual checkpoints and come out without being approved first. I stood in the doorway for a beat too long. He did not see me. He was looking at Marcus, who was clearly mid story about something that was getting funnier as it went, and the table had the quality of people who were genuinely comfortable with each other, the specific ease of people who did not need to perform for the room because the room was already what they needed it to be. Marcus saw me. He caught my eye across the bar with the particular neutrality of someone who had clocked a situation and was managing it without making the management visible. He

Isaac said seductively, causing me to cringe. Hayden's shoulders shook with silent laughter, and I struggled to hold back my own laughter as I looked at him. He clicked the VideoChat icon in the corner but kept the camera turned off. Soon, Isaac's face appeared on the screen. A smirk appeared on Isaac's face as he switched to his back camera, aiming it at his exposed erection. He gave it a pump, groaning, while Hayden flipped over and buried his face in my chest, laughing quietly. Despite the awkwardness of the situation, I couldn't help but join in the laughter.

Harvey swiftly approached and pushed her back onto the bed, tying her up tightly with the necktie in a swift and precise manner. "Don't dream of running away from me. Look, I have something that will make you more comfortable. Relax, I'll be gentle with you, I won't hurt you even a bit," Harvey said, planting a gentle kiss on her forehead. Harvey took out a small vial of medicine, shaking it in front of Quinn. "What is this?" "Female aphrodisiac," Harvey replied decisively, not hiding anything. Quinn was horrified, and her heart pounded as she looked at Harvey in fear.

I screamed, the ruse of my voice still hoaxed and cloaked with so much laughter as I tried running away from Fabri and his attempt to smear me with wet sand. “It wouldn't hurt, natural skin care!” He yelled back, as he chased me down the beach. His roughly permed hair jingling in direct conjunction to the direction of the waves. “Skin care?” I said, coming to an abrupt halt. Laughing at his “natural” joke. I was suddenly void of the fear of being smeared by Fabri's natural cosmetic, rather, I was to roped up in his attempt to crack a joke. It was a nice attempt and it had the best of me, because I'd further granted Fabri to smear my face with wet sand.

“This is just the beginning. Wait till you taste what they have for entreé. I raised a brow at the use of his word entreé. He had a good command of the English language and a rich vocabulary. True to his words, the main course was spectacular…and practical for a meal eaten sitting outside on grass, with limited access to cutlery. As a matter of fact the day was turning out to be one of the best I'd ever had. “It's time for the second part of the picnic. Movies.” He led me into the garden’s lounge and I was charmed anew by its minimalistic simplicity. “So we have a few options,” Ethan said, taking a seat beside me and reaching for the remote control. “What kind of movies do you like?” I remem

she retorted, sticking out her tongue. "What- I am not gay, you-" he paused as though he just realized she was teasing him. From his position, he neared Maria, pushing himself toward her till he was no farther than an inch from her. Maria was glued to the chair, scared to move or even breathe, anything she did ended with the inhalation of his entire scent, it filled her nose springing up unholy sensations from the right places, there was no pretending the tension wasn't there for them both.

"I've never met a woman with a loud laugh before. So, rest assured, we've never met in the past!" Arrogant, self-centered, obnoxious pig...that's my first impression of this hrmmm annoyingly gorgeous ass!

I turned to the lady who stood transfixed after seeing my card, she recollected herself and clear her throat "$100,000 right? Give me your account details" but she laughed loudly, I stood confused "You think you can pay for clothe and leave?" "What else do I need to do? I am willingly pay for the clothe what else?" I was already getting irked "Compassion fees,you also need to add compassion fees" "What the fuck" the little patience I have snapped "I'm not paying a dime" I announced

Then his gaze settled on Tricia and Celine, who was still sleeping. " What about those two? They are still sleeping." He pointed out. " Oh... Leave them there." Ariana said. " I plan to use them in my new comedy show since they'll make great actresses." She explained. We all made an 'oh...' expression and kept quiet, staring at each other. " But wait... Aren't we forgetting something?" Darren spoke up. " All of this happened and we still haven't found who's responsible for it!" I was about to say something, but just then, Tricia stirred. The effect of the tranquilizer was wearing off. We all stopped and looked at them. To be honest, they looked really funny while waking up.