Cooking Fails Novels & Stories

Flushed and hot, I took a step back, “What?” “Since when do you cook?” He asked. “Excuse me, that was rude, Mr.” I frowned. “Aevia, the last time you tried to cook, you threw away all the onions, vandalized the carrots, assaulted the spinach, and committed the greatest sin ever to the flour.” He recited. My eyes flickered as my mind played back the scene that occurred at his apartment when I tried to cook, using the videos from T****k…it was a mess… no… a disaster.

I'm not naturally academically gifted. No matter how hard I push myself—staying up until three in the morning only to drag myself out of bed at six—I can barely keep my grades somewhere in the middle of the class. For most of my school life, no one pays much attention to me. That changes three months before the college entrance exam. One day, my homeroom teacher, Victoria Bennett, calls class president Ethan Sterling and me into her office without warning. She looks at me sternly, asking, "Did you cheat off Ethan during this month's exam?" I shake my head. "No." Victoria turns to Ethan. "What do you have to say?" Ethan quietly chuckles. "I was focused on my own test, so I didn't re

As one of the country's top high school teachers, I have helped countless students get into the best colleges. But I somehow find myself reborn as a poor kid from the countryside while attending a ceremony honoring my achievements. A mysterious voice echoes in my mind. "If you fail to get into college, you'll die!" How hard can that be? It's just getting into college. That's hardly a challenge for a genius like me. But soon I realize that getting into college isn't really about how smart you are. In the end, it all comes down to people and their motives.

Roland laughed at his boss again and suggested "Why don't you just let the cook do that and let's just say you did it yourself? It's not as if she'll know who cooked it" Kenneth squinted his eyes again and couldn't figure out why his cooking suddenly went bad. "That's cheating and you know how I hated that, I can definitely cook this" Kenneth promised as he tasted the omelette and realized it's salty. His lips curved unhappily as he spoke, "What is happening? This is not the first time I'll prepare this why can't I get it right?" Roland laughed once more then walked closer to him and patted his shoulders with a meaningful tone, "It's love. The energy and attitude you have this morning is dif

It wasn't that easy! Three years later, when I was twenty-nine, I tried cooking again and it was an absolute disaster. That time around, it was the classic American Apple Pie and my oh my, it felt like somebody died. I almost developed food poisoning. It was then that I knew it was time to give up.

“What did I do wrong?” “Someone should have been supervising the girls when they cooked,” Nicholas said to Nathan. “If we do another cooking challenge, please see to it.” Nathan bowed. “A horrible oversight on my part. I beg forgiveness, Your Royal Highness.” Nicholas nodded. “Someone explain to me what is going on,” Linda said, voice rising in panic or anger or both. Julian smirked. “You blew it, Linda. Not only did you undercook the eggs, but you even dropped one on the ground, then returned it to the table. Admit it, you’ve never even been into a kitchen before in your life.”

Every time he tries to crack an egg, the egg will be squash with his big hand even though he had tried his best to be gentle. Other than that, he has no luck in cooking! Why does she say so? It is because even she had guided him step by step to cook a simple veggie soup when she left him alone for just a few seconds, the soup suddenly burnt! How could she let him cook the food by himself! She was afraid the kitchen might really explode if she wasn’t there with him.

"Things went wrong the first two times because of your own problems. The first time you took the exam, you fainted. "The second time, you suffered from appendicitis. Why are you blaming others because you did badly in the exam?" Everyone else shot me disdainful looks. However, I showed a video taken by a passerby during the exam. "Everyone, let's see who fainted in the hall during the college entrance exam."

"You should learn from me, student." "This teacher will show you the wonders of this amazing world," he added with dramatic flair. Mike pressed his lips to stop laughter, waving his hands in denial. "I don't want to learn how to flood my house!" "Hey!" Asher gasped. "I was trying to make my own aquarium!" "It's not like you're any better with the cooking stunt!" he accused. "I was making my own cooking show!" Mike argued. "I didn't know that my plan would fail since I was terrible in the kitchen."

- Baby, the only one who really knows how to cook in this house is you," Dereck teaches me. And if we don't want to starve when you can't, we don't have much choice. - We tried," admits Clara. - It was a disaster," adds Mathis. - We nearly set fire to the kitchen," Reed tells me, covering his face. - I've bought a Cookeo especially for you guys, so you can get on with things on your own while I'm away. Once you're connected, all you have to do is follow the recipe on the screen! - I plead guilty," says Clara. When I saw the disaster they were capable of creating just for breakfast, I feared it was capable of toasting the appliance and I'm not up to speed on all the technology yet," she grima