Corny Quote Novels & Stories

As Qwerty interjected to Anna and Corinne. "You deserve it. Can't you see that you are the one who doesn't fit in here, a pretentious and a social climber!" Corinne shouted. Qwerty was about to slap him when he blocked it with his hand. "Alright, give it a try. Maybe you'll be like your wife who borrows a face from a monkey." "Ugh! I hate you!" Qwerty shouted in annoyance and left the venue. Jayson followed him. "Good for you... piano prince my ass."

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

******** Quote of The Day: "I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?"

“Every night is girl’s night?” “Are you done?”. “Even if I can’t make it perfect, I can make it better”. “That’s enough of the barbie quotes”. “Nooo, it’s Kenough!”. Laughing loudly, I plant my ass in her abomination. “Seriously though, what the hell happened with this thing? A candy cane vomited all over it?”.

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

] [My mind is blown, my world changed forever because of those two! [What's that line from Cordy Sachs—'cheaters and mistresses don't deserve forgiveness?' Amazing.] [Nope. 'I wish Kyle Jessop and Noel Sachs would be together forever' was way more quotable. After all, sluts and scum belong together!] The last comment was an instant favorite. It was only when that netizen explained it that the others all understood what Cordy was really saying. She was truly as civilized as she was well-mannered… to the extent that Kyle and Noel were on the verge of choking!

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

Mr Johnson ➡ That's my boy, but don't have too much fun, spare ur time for studies. . Johnson ➡ Ok, pop! . That's my dad, he always says"too much fun with no study makes jack a dull boy"that's his favorite quotes but in his own words! Damn, today was a great day, Fucking 2 busty ladies and 1 giving my Bj! That's the life! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋