Corny Quote Novels & Stories

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As Qwerty interjected to Anna and Corinne. "You deserve it. Can't you see that you are the one who doesn't fit in here, a pretentious and a social climber!" Corinne shouted. Qwerty was about to slap him when he blocked it with his hand. "Alright, give it a try. Maybe you'll be like your wife who borrows a face from a monkey." "Ugh! I hate you!" Qwerty shouted in annoyance and left the venue. Jayson followed him. "Good for you... piano prince my ass."

He popped it open and gulped from it. “Hey, I didn’t say you could drink that!” I exclaimed. “Yeah but you didn’t say I couldn’t,” He answered. My face was definitely tinted in anger at his reaction to my question. I was about to grab it from him when he said something else. “Just this one won’t bite, Mon Cherie. A saying goes, “You shouldn’t drink alone,” he uttered. I froze at my spot after he muttered a quote. It was like we were both similar. I've always loved using quote when speaking.

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

“Every night is girl’s night?” “Are you done?”. “Even if I can’t make it perfect, I can make it better”. “That’s enough of the barbie quotes”. “Nooo, it’s Kenough!”. Laughing loudly, I plant my ass in her abomination. “Seriously though, what the hell happened with this thing? A candy cane vomited all over it?”.

“Yeah, none of my business…” Cory grumbled. “Quinn, I know you think I’m just a fuck boy and, yeah, I admit that maybe I am…or was…but I…” “Whoa, wait up…” Quinn interrupted. “Are you seriously going to try and say you’re different with me?” She asked sarcastically. “That’s cliché as fuck.” Cory looked at her with surprise and rubbed the back of his neck. “Okay, savage…but nevertheless that is what I was going to say, because I believe it…”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Roger replied as he tried to imitate Mae West as well. “Of all the fabulous Mae West quotes to pick from, you go with that?” Chris chuckled as she planted herself on the sofa next to him. “It’s the best I could come up with on such short notice,” he shrugged. I placed my elbows on my desk and held my face in the palms of my hands. “Tough day, honey?” Roger asked. “Every day’s a tough day,” I replied. “Our little Gertie found herself a new man,” Chris teased.

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