Cosmo Screaming Meme Novels & Stories

Sofia, swinging the latest smartphone in her hand, pointed at the maliciously zoomed-in photo and bent over with laughter. "Carter, look at her. She's hideous." "That twisted expression... doesn't exactly scream future Donna of the Rossi family, does she? Honestly, it's a turn-off." At her words, Carter raised an eyebrow. He was fiddling with an expensive lighter as he looked at the meme Sofia had just sent to his phone. "See the lengths I go to for you?" "To be honest, I didn't want you seeing such a bloody scene. But since you wanted to film it as a memento, I let you have your way."

"What? Are you guys crowdfunding for water droplets or something?" Jeremy was about to egg Elijah on to switch his avatar when Jimmy jumped into the fray. "What the heck is going on here? Are you guys cosplaying Smurfs or something? Is that as abstract as it gets? I mean, beyond the mountains and across the seas, there's a whole gang of Smurfs…" "Are you serious, Jimmy?!" someone muttered. "Jasper, why don't you rein in your crazy little brother?" Jeremy prepared to fire off a few choice insults, but Jimmy sent another crazy message.

luna begins to hyperventilate because the memories are flooding back *Flash back* Cara types furiously on her phone, she hit sends on her gram story! Luna opens her phone to check her messages and she received 15 text messages some said " FUCKING WHORE" SHE SO UGLY SHE HAS TO FUCK A MAN TO GET TO THE TOP"as she reads the messages she sees "Carmen is typing" Luna texts Luz "Luz help me someone started a rumor did you it? Carmen is typing she saw it I am crying help me"

And why the hell would I hear something like this in my consciousness! “Hicc… Hicc…” Cry? Someone is crying!? But who is crying in my consciousness!? =============:O PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, COMMENT, SHARE AND FOLLOW. THANKS A LOT BABY WEIRDOS. FOR MORE IMPORTANT UPDATES PLEASE VISIT THE FOLLOWING: F******k: Sam Velasquez F* Page: Samx Writes Twitter: @Oddly_Weird_Mis I*******m: @itssam_velasquez Happy reading Baby Weirdos

" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

"Responsible for what? making her do a split which resulted in a fart or making her bring her hair in front of her face pretending like a Dracula and trying to scare a pillow thinking it's a kid?" Jisoo added at which the seal of everyone's laughter broke once more. Damn Petris this is really.....oh wait i know what to do! Petris virtual buld of thought lit up. She is freaking royal who is blessed with the fucking power of making people forgot moments. She removed everyone's memory. Now they looked at each other thinking what were they laughing at. "Uhhhh why are we laughing?" lisa asked V looked at them with are you nuts looks confused then his eyes fell on Petris face who had a smirk on it

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Boss has this bartender power that makes you speak your mind as soon as you sit on the counter. “Do you want to kill me, this looks too spicy.” The green plate in front of me, full of a shiny red soup and thick noodles, even made my nose itch with its smell. “My clients are usually drunk so I wanted to try something spicy this time.” “Then I am going to need a beer, Boss." I hesitated before grabbing the plate and carefully blew on it. "Here goes nothing.” As expected, the ramen was too spicy for me. Tears began to drop from my eyes and my nose started running after just a spoonful.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.