Smashing Meme Novels & Stories

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

~ Hailey ~ The storm begins before the sky even realizes it’s supposed to rain. By the time Ethan and I step out of the boardroom hand-in-hand, with our relationship declared, half the company already has it posted, reposted, filtered, captioned, and turned into memes. Kevin meets us outside the elevator looking like a man who has aged ten years in ten minutes. “Hailey… Ethan… the internet is— I don’t know how to say this but— the memes are disrespectful. Hilarious, but disrespectful.”

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.

Comment sections were filled with thousands chanting Justice for Tessa while calling her the pick me girl. Everywhere she looked, Tessa’s face was plastered. Tessa smiling, Tessa crying in the hospital bed, Tessa trending. And Chloe? Chloe was being mocked, insulted, turned into a meme. She clenched her fists so hard her manicured nails dug into her palms.

He flings the half filled glass of water against the wall and as so expected, it shatters into many pieces. He doesn't remember much more ever since he started drinking, including how he even got to his own bed. He grabs his phone, his head still banging, even harder from his shout. He goes straight to the entertainment news and notices a hot topic. It says "Clown meme" He clicks on it, praying earnestly that it is not related to him although his subconscious tells him otherwise. He clicks on it and staring back at him, is a picture of himself, moving away as clowns came near.

” Aaron ~”Who is your dumb ass? Bruce ~”The asshole behind your nose.” SMACK Bruce ~”What is your damn problem?” Aaron ~”Who is your asshole?” Bruce ~”The idiot below your head.” Rey ~”You both are stupid assholes.” Aaron ~”Fuck you better run because you are so smacked once I get up here.” Rey ~”You not feeling the right girl because your damn old ass cannot catch me.” Summer ~”Baby tell him this twenty three year old is much closer, she will smack him.”

“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

But as I opened the first app on my phone, the image I saw made me feel physically repulsed. It was a meme. Someone had taken a picture of me from the gala—a moment where I looked beautiful and happy—and plastered text over it. "THE FACE OF THE GREATEST SCAM ARTIST OF TODAY" The comments below it were even worse. People were laughing, tagging their friends, and sharing words of support for the "victim," Eric Kingston. I dropped my phone onto the table like it had burned me. I wanted to cry. I hated this so much. Who could do this to me? Who did I offend so deeply that they wanted to erase my humanity?

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