Creepy Funny Novels & Stories

“Don’t worry Evan, this will get back to you soon enough. You’ll get to respond to everything. Okay, I tried calling the other locations called Helencia, and I either received no response because the locations didn’t understand what I was talking about, or the phone numbers no longer worked. This means if we travel through the other realm. We don’t know if we can safely leave through the other portals. In an effort to keep up with our changing needs, I’ve ordered packs for us with simple survival gear that should work in the other realm without too much interference from magic. Now onto the library research, we’ve got our hands full. The deaths appear to happen in cycles. Each death is diffe

"Get off me you jerk," ~AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAF~ Creed grabbed his leg and crushed it with all his might. "Do you think I am your ride or something?" ~HE HE HE, I ENJOY SITTING ON SHOULDERS, AREN'T YOU SCARED?~ "Scared? don't give yourself too much credit," Creed huffed and smirked slightly. "I don't get scared this easily..." ~HE HE HE HE, WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING THE TREE? IS SOMETHING UP THERE?~

The laughter seemed to echo through the room, lingering in the air like a sinister specter. Gradually, the laughter subsided, and a cold voice replaced it, seeping into my ears like icy tendrils. Each word was laced with an eerie calmness, making my heart skip a beat. "Are you not scared of making deals with the grim reaper?" the voice taunted. "I'm afraid that I charge my talent fee pretty high. Can you even afford it?"

I had a buddy over yesterday who I caught red handed digging through her laundry. He was holding a sexy red pair of her dirty panties right to his face. I said “what the fuck dude” and then burst out laughing. I was still giggling at the stupidity but was genuinely upset that my friend violated Marina’s privacy. I sat down on the couch and was about to unleash hell on his ass for the creepy disrespect.

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

It’s a good thing that we came prepared. “This place is creepy.” Kai drug out the word creepy. I have to agree with him. Neither of us got any rest last night. We kept hearing strange sounds. Moaning and screams from things we have never experienced before. We saw a faceless spirit looking thing last night. I believe they are called a Hupia, although I can’t be certain that’s what it really was. It didn’t bother us, but this place seems to be filled with them. Something else that we have come across is a Morko. It is an elemental Ooze type creature. They are freaky as hell but the only way they could hurt you is to love you to death. We have also crossed paths with a few dangerous creatures,

' Freddy whispered to himself before his eyes saw Kei who was still shocked and scared to see the old grandmother clinging to the wall. 'Is this grandmother spider grandma or lizard grandma?' Kei whispered to himself as he stared at the grandmother's scary face. "I'm not hiding anything. You already know the arrival of your creatures don't you? You don't pretend." Freddy tries to wake Kei up. "Ha ha ha! I may be a species like them ... But I'm not a magician's killer ..." The creature smiled in horror. "What do you want from us .. Ha!" Freddy lost his temper. "I just want to see the faces of you two before I leave." The creature smiled in creepy.

"We just need to find Darco, what the hell does he do here all day? I wanna see it cause I'm curious now." "And you won't leave until you get an answer of your curiousness." My friends said in sync and I laughed. They knew me too well. Ascending the stairs I tried to look in other rooms which were opened and all of them looked like they have not been used in while. Some of them held old things, some pictures, while other rooms were as creepy as the house because one held things like a belt, cuffs, and another beating or odd things. But one room made the hairs on my body stand up as I was creeped out to see a casket in it, I didn't know why but it didn't give me so good vibes.

“Stop talking like that. Right now. I mean it, Daren, this isn’t funny. It’s creepy and it’s weird and you sound—oh my God—you sound just like him.” But he didn’t stop. No, of course he didn’t stop.

A tear rolled down my eyes, and I coughed like an old lady suffering for her last dose of marijuana, making Scar burst in a fit of laughter again. " Oh my Gosh", I sighed, my laughter finally coming to an end. Just then Scarlet let out an ugly inhuman abnormal noise. My lip quivered before I started cackling loudly like a maniac. Will passed Matt nervous looks. "I-i think they a-are possessed", Will stuttered and I started laughing on a high pitch crazily making their eyes widen. Scarlet did the same, hers was like nails scratching on a chalkboard that threw them off even more.