The Apocalypse Hoarder
"I don't need clothes, but I do need fuel. Most of these cheap garments are made of synthetic fibers. When they burn, the smoke is thick and toxic. Perfect for smoking out those rats hiding in their buildings who refuse to come out."
As the thought took shape, Cyrus clapped his hands in satisfaction. He truly felt like a natural saboteur. In fact, every boy seemed to be born one.
The thought of openly setting massive fires, with no one able to stop him, began to thrill him.
"Who hasn't been a little menace while growing up? Heh."
He moved without hesitation, sweeping entire stores of clothing into his pocket dimension. In moments, the inventories of dozens of shops vanished into his storage