Dang It Grandpa Novels & Stories

Nancy Cole looked at Anaan in the long light of the evening and thought of her father as a young man in a photograph, standing in this same garden, smiling with his whole face. She thought he would have wanted her to be happy. She thought, with a clarity that did not require argument, that she was. — END — HIS GRANDFATHER'S LAST WISH

“You claimed you were the chairman’s grandson, and yet you don’t even recognize your own grandfather?” Preston froze, then his eyes flicked between my face and Grandpa’s, picking up the resemblance. Finally, he laughed in mock realization. “I see it now. You’re this woman’s grandfather!” He slapped his thigh dramatically. “You old fool! Your granddaughter is pretending to be the chairman’s granddaughter, and now you’re pretending to be the chairman, aren’t you? Is scamming a family business?” “You!” Grandpa broke into a violent coughing fit. He was shaking in anger.

Dada tilted his head and said with fake seriousness, “Do not forget, you married into this madness.” Papa raised his hands. “I regret nothing.” Grandma Hale shook her head, laughing so hard she had to wipe tears from her eyes. “You people are impossible.” Grandpa Fisher, who had been quiet the entire time, finally spoke up. “Even though you are all annoying,” he said calmly, “I love this scene regardless.” That made everyone laugh again. I stood there watching them, my little brother still asleep in my arms, and my smile grew wider without me even trying.

Meaning someone with really good editing skills handled the video that only displayed Charlotte trying to help. “I knew it. I knew it!” Grandpa pronounced, stomping his walking aid to the floors in anger. “I just knew it… oh lord… oh lord save us!”

Nervous, Uncle Dylan stepped in to calm him when he angrily pushed away his hand and the box given by Lila dropped on the floor creating another chaos. BOOM Everyone gasped in shock when the packets of condoms scattered on the ground adding to the fury in Grandpa’s temper. “Disgraceful… Low standard women… She brought shame to us because of you… You’re an impotent man whose d**k works only on her filthy v**ina…” Grandpa insulted Uncle Dylan with quiet fierce words which made Uncle Dylan’s veins pop. "I will punish her in such a way, she won't be able to step into any place from now on..."

Grandpa says. "Huh. Like you stopped pranking." Grandma says in sarcastic tone. "I think I said he will realize he is not good at pranks. I never said he should stop. There is difference old lady." Grandpa also says in sarcastic tone. "Well looks like this old lady will have to sleep alone in her room today." Grandma says and starts walking faster. Grandpa chases after saying sorry. I start to smile at their fight which is very common for me to see but I hide that smile as I have audience.

I didn’t say Grace isn’t doing anything but she goes to work and comes back tired and I can't talk to someone who will sleep off in the middle of a conversation” What about Dami..” don’t even mention his name to me I haven’t seen that grandson of mine in months, sometimes I'm even tempted to disown him but I can never do that anytime I think of his parents. I wanted to ask Grandpa about the parents but I thought it best to talk about it another day. So did Grandpa get anything for his princess” I smile sheepishly Grandpa laughed seeing my face” Yes princess I bought you those cupcakes you love so much and also an almond milkshake.” I became so excited

"Ask your precious grandson what he did! He lifted Mia's skirt in public! And he even called her a deadweight!" Instead of showing any guilt, my mother let out a cold laugh. "What did my grandson say that was wrong? Girls are deadweights, are they not?" As she spoke, she sized Mia up, making the girl shrink further behind Lauren. Then she withdrew her gaze and sneered. "And don't get me started on your slut of a daughter. Has she no shame, making a fuss about being seen? I can't imagine any decent guy would want a slut like her!" The words sent a chill through the crowd, and several neighbors gasped.

Wayne waved his hand impatiently. “It was just soup. It didn’t even scald you. “Besides, Aiden has a point. Look at you. You don’t even know the basics of the language. You can’t even have a proper conversation with him. “Other grandfathers all over the world are bilingual or even trilingual. They can play football and do crafts with their grandchildren. “But look at you. Besides cooking, you just sit there smoking. That’s it. You’re useless.” Aiden became more emboldened. He pointed at me and said, “Exactly! If you weren’t so stubborn about staying alive, Grandma Sloane and Grandpa Wallace could’ve come back years ago and lived in a big house!”

"And I'll have you know, the love your tasting came from these paws on that dough!" Grandpa Petiet looks like he is as wide as he is tall. Not a fat male, but broad and gruff. We look over to him, and see the grin on his face. Axel better not get us banned from this place. I may be leaving for Capitol City soon, but I will come back here just for this barbecue. Grandma walks over to him and he leans over so she can kiss his cheek. "Love, I know you aren't scaring away those sweet boys, they like our food and company too much to be scared of you for long. But I do love you," she bats her eye lashes and smiles sweetly up at him. Now it is Grandpa's turn to blush.