Dang It Grandpa Novels & Stories

his grandpa laughed “ Don’t take it too personal Aurelio.. your dad doesn’t know you ain’t a gentleman, but I as your grandpa know you aren’t one” His grandpa walked to him tapping his shoulders and Aurelio tried his best not to laugh. He knew his grandpa was right.. he isn’t one.

He grumbles " What were you guys talking about?" " Is there a point to this old man?" I ask " What did you just call me?" He ask angry " Old man" I repeat " You are acting like my father right now, and I don't like it" I inform " No, I am not" He tries to contradict " Ok" I say, walking past him " Don't you dare walk out on me, Sia" He says " What are you going to do Grandpa, ground me " I tease entering the building

He looked like lightning had struck him. Then, I looked at Grandpa’s mutinous ones, daring him to deny the revelation. “What now, boy? Suddenly reduced to silence after hearing the truth?” Grandpa Jonathan taunted. “Grandpa! You know it’s not like that. It was just complicated with Daisy.” Grandpa scoffed.

He said shifting a little and I sat down "So grandpa" I started with a wide smile "I'm going to ask you a couple of questions" I added and he looked uneasy, really uneasy. His fingers twitched, he was looking downwards, his foot kept tapping the floor repeatedly and I frowned "Grandad are you okay?" I asked "I don't know anything!" He shouted "don't ask me" Okay? "I'm confused" I muttered "I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions about our family, nothing much, I just want us to have fun" I added, hoping it would ease the situation

"Faith, don't be rude to your grandmother." I tried to wipe the sauce off my face, but Faith merely laughed louder and repeated in Datrenan, "What an idiot!" I burned with humiliation. "Faith, didn't I tell you to use Cathayan at home? I don't understand other languages." Alas, she just rolled her eyes at me and complained to my son, Noah Chapman, "Dad, Grandma's so dumb. I don't want to sit with her."

Nancy Cole looked at Anaan in the long light of the evening and thought of her father as a young man in a photograph, standing in this same garden, smiling with his whole face. She thought he would have wanted her to be happy. She thought, with a clarity that did not require argument, that she was. — END — HIS GRANDFATHER'S LAST WISH

“You claimed you were the chairman’s grandson, and yet you don’t even recognize your own grandfather?” Preston froze, then his eyes flicked between my face and Grandpa’s, picking up the resemblance. Finally, he laughed in mock realization. “I see it now. You’re this woman’s grandfather!” He slapped his thigh dramatically. “You old fool! Your granddaughter is pretending to be the chairman’s granddaughter, and now you’re pretending to be the chairman, aren’t you? Is scamming a family business?” “You!” Grandpa broke into a violent coughing fit. He was shaking in anger.

Dada tilted his head and said with fake seriousness, “Do not forget, you married into this madness.” Papa raised his hands. “I regret nothing.” Grandma Hale shook her head, laughing so hard she had to wipe tears from her eyes. “You people are impossible.” Grandpa Fisher, who had been quiet the entire time, finally spoke up. “Even though you are all annoying,” he said calmly, “I love this scene regardless.” That made everyone laugh again. I stood there watching them, my little brother still asleep in my arms, and my smile grew wider without me even trying.

Meaning someone with really good editing skills handled the video that only displayed Charlotte trying to help. “I knew it. I knew it!” Grandpa pronounced, stomping his walking aid to the floors in anger. “I just knew it… oh lord… oh lord save us!”

Nervous, Uncle Dylan stepped in to calm him when he angrily pushed away his hand and the box given by Lila dropped on the floor creating another chaos. BOOM Everyone gasped in shock when the packets of condoms scattered on the ground adding to the fury in Grandpa’s temper. “Disgraceful… Low standard women… She brought shame to us because of you… You’re an impotent man whose d**k works only on her filthy v**ina…” Grandpa insulted Uncle Dylan with quiet fierce words which made Uncle Dylan’s veins pop. "I will punish her in such a way, she won't be able to step into any place from now on..."