Dark Funny Jokes

Amanda White, putri pertama Baron Broke harus menjalani takdirnya sebagai pengantin Pangeran Hitam demi kepentingan politik kerajaan. Desas-desus mengatakan jika Pangeran Hitam sebelumnya telah membunuh dua orang istrinya tepat setelah malam pertama mereka. Sialnya, Amanda White tak memiliki pilihan lain selain menjalani pernikahan paksa itu. Di lain pihak, Pangeran Hitam juga merasa terbebani untuk menikahi Amanda White, sebab perempuan itu adalah keluarga jauh dari sang Ratu, seseorang yang sangat dibencinya. Beragam konflik pun mewarnai pernikahan dan lika-liku urusan kerajaan. Apakah Amanda White mampu menemukan kebahagiaan dalam pernikahan paksa itu? Apakah Pangeran Hitam bahkan mengenal apa itu ‘cinta’? IG: Inspirasikuh

The day Calista Everhart gets divorced, her divorce papers end up splashed online, becoming hot news in seconds. The reason for divorce was highlighted in red: "Husband impotent, leading to an inability to fulfill wife's essential needs." That very night, her husband, Lucian Northwood, apprehends her in the stairwell. He voice was low as he told her, "Let me prove that I'm not at all impotent …"

Lily Collins is what you could consider as a girl with a purpose. By purpose, I mean to avoid trouble and to stay away from a certain blue eyed boy, with the means to torment her. A boy she can't help have undying feelings for...Asher Grey has everything, girls,money, people kissing at his feet so what more could he ask for? Other than the girl he finds pleasure in bullying, a girl he's in love with. At some point he won't be able to hold in his feelings any longer, it'll start to peek out.______________________________"You look like you just got banged!" He teased as he glanced at my state."What, no I don't?" I said, well more like asked uncertainly as I passed my hand through my unruly hair. I felt the disheveled strands as my finger tugged at some knots.Niall chuckled "Your hair is a mess and your shirt is inside out." He pointed out. My hand automatically went to my shirt as I tugged it and looked around at the prying eyes of the other students."Oh shit!" I muttered once I realized that indeed it was inside out. Gosh this is embarrassing. I pulled down my skirt suddenly feeling self conscious and pulled my shirt higher as I saw a little bit of my boobs peeking out."You also have a lot of love bites." He pointed out again louder than needed, making me give him a lethal look. If looks could kill he would have been dead right now. Maybe I can arrange that."Shut up don't point it out!" I hissed. I'm gonna kill Asher.

Karena hutang judi suaminya, Alya hampir menjadi budak hasrat Manto, pengusaha furniture sekaligus Bandar judi ternama di kota itu. Karena suatu perjanjian, Haris, suami Alya tega menceraikannya dan membiarkannya hidup sengsara di tangan Manto. Namun sebelum hal itu terjadi, dia bertemu dengan pria gagah nan kharismatik yang menjadi musuh bebuyutan Manto yang tidak lain adalah Andrew Schimmer. Lelaki berdarah Filipina-Spanyol- Indonesia itu baru saja patah hati karena kekasihnya membatalkan pernikahannya. Persamaan nasib yang membuat mereka menyatu. “Andrew, Puaskan aku,”“Menikahlah denganku.”

Already a billionaire at a young age of 28, Sebastian Jackson "SJ" Kincaid has the world at his feet. He could have anything and anybody he wants with just one command from him.Ellisande Porter, an innocent, young, simple woman is secretly married to SJ, who only met him once and that was during their wedding, which their families had arranged when she was still 17.Four years later, she is being whisked into the limelight and being groomed to become the next Mrs. Kincaid. With nothing but hate she gets from SJ, will Elli be able to find a way to win his heart? Will SJ as well learn to accept his fate and learn to love her? Will a certain past that is catching up be able to help the two be together or tear them apart? Will their love story just stay as arranged or will they be able to fall in love with each other?

"PLEASE FUCK ME DOCTOR". ANN BEGGED AS SHE CRAVED FOR HIS TOUCH IN-BETWEEN HER SPLAYED LEGS. //DARK ROMANCE// WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY SCENE IN EVERY CHAPTER, IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 AND YOU FEEL INSUCRE ABOUT READING EROTIC BOOK, PLEASE DON'T READ. IT CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT!!!...THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE DO BECAUSE YOU WIL REALLY ENJOY IT, IT'S WORTH IT! … I am Ann hamburger. A sex maniac. I mean, I love having sex. And I am a fan of one night stands. My parents and ex boyfriend thinks I am cursed but my body is just highly sensitive. It was all fun to me but I got to thinking that they might be right. So my best friend introduced someone to me—A sex doctor . Marcus Morris. She says he is my last hope. My question is, am I really cursed? Can a sex doctor help me stop being a sex maniac? Well flip through this pages and read the story of my life. The shades of Ann...

Adea isn’t interested in dating or finding her Goddess-chosen mate. She’s determined to ignore the nightmares that plague her sleep, keep her job at Half Moon pack, and live a peaceful life. When her best friend, Mavy begs her to go with her to Desert Moon to find her mate, she can’t say no.What does Adea do when she’s the one to find her mate at the Crescent Moon Ball? Will she piece together what her dreams mean in time or is history fated to repeat itself? !! Mature content 18+ !! Contains violence, physical emotional, and sexual abuse, rape, sex, and death. May be triggering to survivors.

Natalia’s life was not so easy before the marriage, but she really didn't expect that she would accidentally marry the most popular man in the pack. Adrian Miller, the future Alpha never taken her seriously in this loveless marriage. But Natalia never stopped making an effort to win his heart. She kept trying until it became too much for her, and she decided to leave him forever. However, she had a secret identity that was kept hidden from everyone. What would happen if everyone found out about it? What if he discovered she was the only person he had ever desired in his life? What if she decided not to forgive him and instead moved on?

Area 21++ + (Season 1, 2, dan 3) Kisah mereka berawal dari keterpaksaan Olivia yang dijadikan sebagai jaminan penebus hutang sang ayah kepada pria arogant dan sombong serta kejam, bernama Albert Jay Camerrun. Seiring berjalannya waktu, cinta bersemi di antara mereka. Hingga kisah tentang anak kembar dan cucu mereka hadir dengan indahnya di dalam kisah cinta mereka. Yuk, ikuti terus kisah cinta keluarga Albert dan Olivia karya icher. Jangan lupa kasih gem dan ulasan terbaiknya, ya Kakak.

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Jack Grant is a self-absorbed billionaire CEO who can't keep it in his pants. He believes he can buy any woman with just the right amount and treats them like trash. Cindy Banks is a sexy and beautiful young lady with a strong dislike for arrogant and unfaithful men. She has just one goal: to give her little brother a better chance at life. Cindy crosses paths with Jack Grant in her quest for a good job and suddenly he wants her beneath him, begging for more. However, she puts him in his place and shoves his job in his face. Jack Grant is upset by Cindy's rejection but she also successfully piques his interest. He sees her as a challenge and goes all out to conquer her with the intention of humiliating her when he finally gets in-between her legs. What Jack did not count on though, was falling head over heels in love with his secretary but, is it too late for him? How far would he go in order to prove to Cindy that what he feels for her is true?