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In the bustling city of New York, a notorious womanizer and underboss of the underworld, Scott Mancini, finds himself in an arranged marriage with Allegra Rossi, a sweet and spirited choir girl who has been raised with rigid religious values. Despite her captivating charm, Allegra's appearance is modest and old-fashioned, often dressed in layers that make her look like a wedding cake—but not in a delectable way. Her bold and assertive nature, however, irritates the egoistic Scott, especially when she shows no interest in him. Nevertheless, Scott has always been one to embrace challenges, and he realizes that wooing Allegra won't be an easy feat. As their wedding day nears, the question on everyone's lips remains - will Allegra be the one to finally tame Scott Mancini, or will she be consumed by the dark and dangerous world that he inhabits?

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT. Savannah Cortez met Blue Laurel at Club Hell. He was drowning himself in alcohol. Feeling crazy and thrilled, she thought he needed a help, and so she initiated their first kiss. And she realized, he's an innocent man. He doesn't even know how to kiss! But that didn't change her mind, because at some point, she felt attracted to him. "Your are shaking. Relax, baby, just follow my moves." One innocent night, they became as one. He doesn't know her name, but her face, he remembered everything, even the smallest details. After five years, they met again. Later on, he learned about her child... who turned to be his too.

Reyana Stronghold, semua orang pasti tahu siapa Reyana. Namanya melejit berkat pamor sang papa di dunia bisnis. Papanya pemilik Stronghold Group, memiliki banyak cabang perusahaan di berbagai bidang termasuk ST Entertainment. Tapi siapa sangka jika kepamoran itu justru mengundang bahaya bagi Reyana, wajahnya yang sering terekspos media membuat banyak pesaing papanya yang tega melakukan hal jahat pada Reyana. Hingga suatu hari sang papa membawa seorang cowok yang akan menjadi bodyguardnya, bertugas melindungi Reyana. Tapi bagaimana jika yang terjadi Reyana justru jatuh cinta pada bodyguarnya? Si cowok dingin dan keras kepala. Reyana menyebutnya Balok Es. "Panggil nama gue tiga kali, maka gue bakal datang dalam keadaan apa pun."

After finding out that her mate, Alpha Cillian cheated and impregnated another woman, Luna Mabel is shattered, torn, and doesn't think that there can ever be a chance between them again. Feeling remorseful and never meaning to hurt his mate, Alpha Cillian fights hard, desperately trying to win back the love of his life. Sadly for him, he fails to recognize his enemies on time. More secrets are revealed, and more hearts break, more conflicts come and go, but in the end, will love triumph over broken trust, or will the wounds of betrayal forever damage their once-perfect romance? In this gripping tale of love and redemption, prepare to be captivated by a story that explores the depths of human weakness and the power of second chances. Warning: This is a dark romance tale, and in some later parts of the book will contain dark scenes aimed to justify the point of the storyline. If triggered by dark scenes involving sexuality and rape, kindly desist from continuing. Thank you. Image credit: Freepik.com For more updates on my stories, follow my facebook page, Eyitee's library

Claire is the adopted daughter of an Alpha with four sons. She is treated as a Queen by everyone but loved most by the second son, Nic. Nic believes he and Claire are mates. Her best friend Grace loves the eldest Liam. Liam is confused by his feelings and hides them. What happens when the moon goddess gets involed and a curse is revealed? Will these four end up with The Wrong Mate? Book Two of the Mate Series, Book One Alpha’s Daughter’s Mate, Book Three Blood Moon’s War, Book 4 (November 2022) Mates Against All Odds.

Walaupun dijodohkan, Risma bersungguh-sungguh menjalani pernikahannya dengan Riswan. Dia berusaha melayani pria itu sebaik mungkin. Namun, sudah hampir setahun ini, Riswan belum juga mau menyentuh dirinya. Risma tak tenang meskipun sang suami selalu memperlakukannya dengan baik. Berbagai macam kecurigaan timbul di hati Risma. Apakah dia kurang menarik? Adakah kisah masa lalu yang belum terselesaikan? Atau ... lelaki itu memang tidak menginginkan kehadirannya?

Gregory Wolversen the Alpha of the Black River Pack. He was forced to banish his brother and declare him rogue for challenging his right for the pack. But his brother is mysteriously dead now on the other side of the country. Gregory knows there's a woman claiming to be his brother's bride, but the woman missing and no one has her name. What does she know about his murder? Did she kill him? His money and belongings have been accounted for. So is she a victim too? Aricka Daniels is a widow, a single mother and waitress/librarian who's struggling to survive. It's been seven years and she still looking over her shoulder. Widowed less than seven days after her wedding. She must come to grips with no home or job and a baby on the way that she was never able to tell her husband, Richard about. Her husband had told her to always stay away from his family because they weren't just rich but dangerous. For that reason she fears they might have had a hand in his murder and also fearing they might ruthlessly try to take her son from her. She never told them of him. Recently out of guilt she'd left a cryptic note informing them of his existence. The Black River Pack are the enforcers of the supernatural world in the area. It's their job to deal with the supernatural criminal element. If they don't then they will look weak to the North American Ruling Council and lose the right to their territory. With Gregory's very own parents on the Council they would suffer a lost of power that would rock the supernatural community as a whole. Can he do it all and find his mate and Luna to keep his pack stable?

Rejected and dark-bonded by her mate after her wolf refuses to submit, Ophelia Hawkins is banished from the pack. Forced to flee alongside her abusive mother and younger sister, they return to their hometown of Lunar Isle. It's there, at the birthplace of magic, where Ophelia discovers the truth about her heritage and the purpose of the dark bond now branded onto her flesh. Trapped on an island of wild beasts and magic, she believes her life can get no worse. That is, until she meets her second chance mates: Jude Romero, enforcer to the Alpha, and a Lycan with magic as brutal and wild as the man himself, and Alpha Ryker Romero, cold-hearted, sharp-tongued, and the boyfriend of Ophelia's older sister. Plagued with the agony of a broken mate-bond and two second chance mates she cannot have; Ophelia falls into a darkness unlike any other. Little does she know, there are forces at work in Lunar Isle. Something is hunting her, something big. Something she isn't sure she can survive. Will her second-chance mates step up to the plate when she needs them most? Or will they fail her like everyone else in her life?

"I'm glad you're not my past, but I want you to be my present. And only you in the future until it last Zafy." Zafira Mejia is a run away seniorita of Rancho Mejia at ang nag-iisang anak nina Don at Donya Mejia. She was born with a golden spoon, at ultimo pagsalin ng tubig ay may gumagawa para sa kaniya. Nagbago ang lahat ng lumayas siya upang takasan ang sinasabi niyang "matandang hukluban na amoy lupa." Na dapat sana'y ipakakasal sa kaniya, na kahit sa panaginip ay hindi niya man lang kayang ilarawan ang mukha. Hanggang sa natagpuan niya na lang ang siriling nag aapply bilang isang kasambahay sa mansion ng napakagwapo ngunit ubod ng sungit na si Justine Cortes. Ang lalaking ni pagngiti ay hindi magawa. At halos isumpa ang lahat ng kaniyang ginagawa. Kaya kayang tumagal ng isang hacienderang seniorita ang maging yaya ng amoy baby at gwapo pero nuknukan ng sungit niyang alaga?

Sebagai penerima beasiswa, Riana tidak diperkenankan untuk menikah terlebih dahulu. Namun, Riana bingung ketika kedua orang tuanya menjodohkan dia dengan Andreas--salah satu dosen muda yang killer di kampusnya. Tak hanya itu, Andreas juga kekasih dari sahabatnya sendiri! Riana jelas ingin menolak. Namun, dia terdesak, hingga terpaksa menerima perjodohan demi membalas hutang budi yang pada keluarga Andreas yang menolong keluarganya di masa lalu. Namun, dia ingin menyembunyikan pernikahan ini. Lantas bagaimana kisah pernikahan mereka? Bagaimana bila sahabatnya mengetahui ini semua?