Dark Humour Meaning Novels & Stories

Buried in debt due to her mother’s severe illness, the beautiful and modest Elena Cruz is forced to work as a housemaid at the luxurious Villareal Mansion. Her natural charm immediately catches the attention of the homeowner, Zachary Villareal—a young, ruthless billionaire CEO who has locked his heart away ever since his ex-fiancée betrayed him. But Zachary is facing a crisis: his late father’s will states that he must marry before the year ends, or he will lose his entire inheritance and control of the family empire. One night, driven to desperation by corporate pressure, Zachary returns home drunk. As Elena cares for him in his dark bedroom, he offers her a shocking proposition—a secret marriage contract in exchange for millions, enough to save her dying mother. Desperate to save her family, Elena agrees. But before the ink can even dry on their secret contract, their long-repressed attraction explodes into a night of unbridled, wicked passion. The next day, they marry in secret and play the perfect couple to the public. But as they share a room and a bed, the lines between business and pleasure begin to blur, and they find themselves genuinely falling for each other. Their fragile arrangement is threatened when Zachary's manipulative ex-fiancée, Cassandra, returns, determined to investigate and destroy Elena. Fueled by Cassandra’s schemes and deep misunderstandings, Elena begins to believe she will never be more than a transaction to Zachary, leading her to walk away from the mansion. It is only then that the cold billionaire realizes his empire means nothing without her. Desperate and heartbroken, Zachary sets out to find her—ready to sacrifice his entire fortune to prove that a relationship born from a cold contract and a night of sin has turned into a legendary love.

Lucy Sander was just a maid in the powerful Creed mansion—until she fell in love with the heir himself, Felix Creed. Their love was passionate, tender… and forbidden. When Felix’s mother discovered the affair, Lucy was cast out—pregnant, heartbroken, and alone. Years later, Lucy has rebuilt her life in secret, raising their son Max away from the reach of the Creed family. But when Felix discovers the truth, his world shatters. Furious at being kept in the dark and desperate to claim the child he never knew, Felix vows to bring them both back into his life—no matter the cost. But Lucy won’t go down without a fight. She’s no longer the timid girl who once fell for a prince in a mansion. Now, she’s a mother—and she’ll do anything to protect her son from the same pain she once endured.

Andrew Sebastian is the adopted son of a late wealthy billionaire. He is a good man, a workaholic, and has no time for commitment. He was busy making sure that his father’s inheritance was running well. But when a woman named Akie Pangilinan came into his life—as his maid—all of his life changed suddenly.  He is in love with Akie, but the woman’s feelings for him are contrary. But Andrew has a dark plan for Akie to be his. One night, he dragged her into marriage.  But soon, Akie escapes while pregnant and Andrew will do everything to win back the woman he loves. But how do he find the woman who doesn’t want to come back?  What can his love do if Akie doesn’t love him? Is he going to free Akie even though he knows that she is pregnant with their child?  Makakaya bang mabuhay ni Andrew na hindi makapiling ang mag-ina niya? At paano kung. . . siya naman ang mawawala? Magbabago ba ang lahat? O, lalo lamang niyang masasaktan ang babaeng mahal?

She's too young to know the meaning of love and to fall in love, they say. But Victoria Abbel Stanislaksi knew better. She believes that sooner rather than later, Trevor Dmitri will like her back as long as she shows how persistent she can be, but that was what she thought. After loving him for 10 years, she got hurt and tired of feeling disregarded. Kahit anong paraan ang gawin niya, hindi siya mapansin-pansin ni Trevor Dmitri. Who wouldn't? Despite being handsome and famous, he is snob and a man of few words. However, Victoria as weird as she is, a guy like Trevor Dmitri, makes her turn on, sexually speaking. Not until something happened. She woke up in Trevor Dmitri's room wearing nothing but her birthday suit. At kung kailan niya napagpasyahan na lumayo sa binata, doon naman nagpapakita ng interest sa kanya si Trevor at nagpapatibok muli sa puso niya. He's like a calculus subject to Victoria, hard to understand, but she's willing to take it despite the growing tension between them while discovering the truth behind Trevor's aloofness towards her. Truth hurts, but can she take it all?

WARNING!!! May bembangan dito, bawal sa mga minor.. Iwasang magbasa kung feeling mo, demure ka! Kapag di mo bet, skip mo na lang, pero pag bet mo, eh di go!!! Isang misteryosong lalaki, ang naghanap ng isang babae, para magkaanak naturally. Meaning, eh di ano pa nga ba.. alam niyo na yun!! Kinakabahan si Roselynn habang nakapiring ang kanyang mga mata, at nasa loob siya ng isang mabango, malamig at magandang silid. Bagong paligo siya. Sinabon niyang maigi ang kanyang "bataan!" "Lord, bakit naman kasi ngayon na agad? kung kailan hindi ako nakapag shave?" Saka nanlalamig ang kanyang kamay, ng marinig niya ang langitngit ng pintuan.. "Wag kang matakot, wala akong gagawing masama sayo.." grabe ang boses ng lalaki, parang pang DJ! Sa isip isip ni Roselynn, "eh di wow, ikaw na! bebembengin mo ko, kukunin mo ang virginity ko, tas wala kang gagawing masama? OMG!" "This is it! magready ka na.. aararuhin ka na niya.." kasabay ng isang dalangin na sana, hindi siya masyadong masaktan.

Haven Prado's mother sold her in slavery to her business partner, Marco Madrigal. She manages to escape the night Marco attempts to do something terrible to her. But due to fatigue she lost conciousness in the middle of a dark road and was rescued by a billionaire named Aries July Spinster. Nang magising si Haven sa isang hindi pamilyar na silid at nagulat ng makita si Aries na kamukhang-kamukha nito si Marco, ang nagtangka sa buhay niya! Ang ipinagtataka ni Haven ay walang alam si Aries sa kanya at pinandidirihan siya kumpara kay Marco na gustong-gusto siyang angkinin! Natagpuan na lamang niya ang sarili na ikakasal sa binata and this eventually leads Aries to hate Haven for putting him in a bad situation. "Now that we're married, paano kung tutuhanin ko ang paratang mo sa'kin? Will I convicted of sexual assault by my own wife? sarkastikong sabi ni Aries at muli't-muling nakaramdam ng takot si Haven Saan hahantong ang kapalaran ni Haven gayong sa mas malupit na tao siya napunta? Magka-iba nga ba sina Aries at Marco o iisa lamang sila? Paano kung pati ang puso niya madawit sa gulong kinasangkutan niya?

Zaprine, a powerful businessman and arrogant Mafia boss, has always gotten what he wants. Pero noong bumisita siya sa hospital para bisitahin ang kaibigan niya dahil sa accident. He's taken aback by a beautiful woman, Aria who's caring for his injured associate. It's love at first sight for Zaprine and he become obsessed. He becomes determined to make her his. Isang gabi na may nagtangka na kidnapin si Aria, mabuti na lang at nasagip agad siya ni Zaprine, dinala siya nito sa tago nitong mansion. As Aria, sinubukan niyang tumakas and resist Zaprine advances. Nadiskobre ni Aria ang dark secrets ni Zaprine at ang pagka-obsessed nito sa kanya. Will she find a way to break free, or will Zaprine all consuming passion destroy them both?

Dahil sa matinding pangangailangan ng pera ay tinanggap ni Amber ang alok sa kanya kapalit ng malaking halaga para operasyon ng tatay niya. Anak lamang ang gusto ng kliyente niya at hindi asawa na sakto naman para sa kanya dahil hindi pa siya pwedeng mag-asawa dahil wala pang ibang makakatulong sa kanyang pamilya kundi siya lang.Ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang makita niya ng personal ang kliyente niya. Isang kaakit-akit at napakalakas ng dating. Makatakas kaya siya sa karisma nito? Pagkatapos niyang bigyan ito ng magiging tagapagmana nito?

MADILIM. Iyan yung unang salitang naisip niya nang magising siya. Dahan-dahan niyang iminulat ang mga mata niya nang sandaling sinabi ng sistema niyang dapat na siyang magising -na handa na siyang gumising -mula sa malalim at matagal na pagkakahimbing. Kung ilang oras siyang natutulog, hindi niya masabi. Kung nanaginip man siya, hindi niya na maalala kung ano. Ilang segundo ring nagpyesta ang mga mata niya sa kadiliman bago siya mag-isip uli ng mga sumunod na salita. "Nasaan ako?" ang itinanong niya sa sarili, na alam naman niyang hindi niya rin masasagot. Hanggang sa may nakapagbanggit sa kanya ng kinaroroonan niya. "Hindi ito langit. Hindi rin ito impyerno," sabi ng isang lalaking walang permanenteng pangalan, na kanyang "taga-bantay." Sunod nitong ipinaliwanag na patay na siya at binigyan siya ng bagong buhay sa bagong mundong ginagalawan niya.

Si Padre Santiago Baldemor o Tiago ang bagong talagang kura-paroko sa San Sebastian. Kinahuhumalingan siya ng mga tao at kabataan sa bayan dahil sa kanyang kabaitan at pagiging aktibo sa simbahan. Ngunit hindi ito ang kanyang mukha sa kanyang sampung sakristan sapagkat kinatatakutan siya ng mga ito, maliban lamang kay Angelo. Sa tuwing nag-iisa ang sakristan na si Angelo sa presensya ni Padre Tiago, ito naman ang panahon na lumuluhod siya hindi sa altar kundi sa harapan ng kura-paroko. Araw-araw sa ano mang oras, luluhod siya upang sambahin ang katawan ni Padre Tiago. Para kay Angelo, nagsisilbi itong bendisyon sa kanyang uhaw na pagkatao.