Love on Thin Ice
The next morning, Sarah Sterling practically vibrated through the floorboards of the production office when she called us in.
"The engagement metrics are up four hundred percent," Sarah gloated, slapping a printout of the analytics onto the table.
“The network is ecstatic. But the audience is demanding a follow-up. They want to see what happens after the big public declaration. They want a date."
Which brought us right back to the script. According to Section 4, Paragraph B of the revised HypeTV talent contract, I was now required to look "radiantly in love" while consuming a gourmet picnic on the hood of a vintage pickup truck in the campus orchard.