Her Darkest Desires
"Yeah, sorry Joy, but I'm still going to pass," you said. "No offence, but it just sounds like a bad idea for me."
That sweet, syrupy personality dropped almost immediately. "We're going to fuck, John. Just once, so you know what I'm offering. You can't turn down a completely no strings attached fuck, can you?"
Yeah, OK, you thought ruefully. 'No strings attached.' So believable.
"It's a no, Joy. I'm just not attracted to you, and you're starting to sound desperate," you said.