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Don Raniero's Downfall
"You could just start a porno content. Add it to your side hustle. I swear, you and Grisella will make the -"
"Would you want me to help you out with your voice?" I smiled forcedly at him.
"My voice? Is it coming out drunk?" He looked between Russo who was trying to conceal his laugh, and me who still had my forced smile on.
Such dumbass.
"Yeah, I don't think you need it anymore. A snap at your throat wouldn't hurt" I halfly curled my hand in the air, moving forward towards his throat.
His eyes widened when he got the joke, swatting my hand away. "What the fuck, man?"
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Mr Leonard
Is he mad or something to ask me that stupid question?
"Ahh!! I'm sorry bro!, I totally forgot, you know nothing about women" he laughed Awkwardly
"You don't even have a wife or even a girlfriend. you haven't even been in a relationship before"
"Honestly I feel bad for you bro" he laughed.
"I mean, you're 37 years old , still no-"
"One more word, and I'll detach your tongue from your mouth" I said coldly.
"Chill bro, I mean you're already chilly but, calms. I was just joking around" he rubbed his arms as if feeling cold all of a sudden.
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Him Vs Her
I rolled my eyes and smiled.
“Remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither” I said, as I smiled sweetly at him and walked off to the other side of the room.
All the guys started to roll on the ground laughing. I have to say they sounded worse than a hyena.
“I hear that there is a new app called sense of humor. D******d it bitch!” Danny snapped.
I rolled my eyes.
“You know Danny; acting like a dick would not make yours any bigger.”
I pointed out.
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My boss wants me
I tell him m with a grunt.
“A joke. I understand you're sad that I want to stay away but can you refrain from calling our relationship a joke?" The chuckles turn into full blown laughter. Well someone is happy with women. Why would he not?
“You are an idiot."
“Okay now you are just jealous." And they laugh again. There is nothing remotely funny about this clown so I do not understand what they keep laughing at.
“Can you be serious for once? I need to ask you about something."
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Stuck in an Arranged Marriage with the Popular Playboy
He grins.
“One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time.
“Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes.
I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them.
And I did so because I actually found them funny.
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Daddies Taste Better
“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.”
I stared at him.
Deadpan.
For a full three seconds.
Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.”
He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes.
It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow.
I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.
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Alpha’s Obsession
I whimpered
He turned around and burst into laughter. "Are you crying?" He chuckled
"What?" I sounded confused
"I was just joking, Jason is fine, you have nothing to worry about." He said with a bit of laughter in her voice
"What the fuck!"
"Oh my God, you were literally whimpering, you were like 'Tell me Jason is fine, tell me" He burst into laughter "You were basically whimpering." He chuckled
I furrowed my eyebrow at him, I hate silly jokes and he just cracked one
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ROYAL BLOOD
Brown, uneven teeth flashed as he burst into wild, hiccupping laughter, words tumbling from his mouth without sense or restraint.
"Have you ever seen a king," he slurred, raising his voice, "who marries five wives? I have one for you!"
He laughed harder at his own joke, long dark nails curling possessively around the wineskin clutched in his hand.
By the time Joya steadied her breathing,
She straightened and now saw him vividly, saw the way passersby skirted around him, some amused and some irritated.
"Get away from there, you fool!"
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One Magical Family
“I think that we are friends. Friends that can tell each other things. Friends that don't judge. So, if, and only if, you want to tell me what you had to do. If you need to talk about it to someone to maybe begin to feel better, then just now. I will listen to you and I will not think bad of you.”
He turns to me with a smile. “Are you sure?”
“I mean, if you tell me that they actually made you kick a nun, I might have a few jokes at your expense, but other than calling you Kicky McGee, I wouldn't be too mean about it.” I joke, trying to put him at ease.
“Kicky McGee? That's the best you can come up with? Real insulting.. That totally put me in my place.” He laughs.
“Shut up!” I fake shove him
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Affair with the Rockstar
“Oh my God, that was priceless – you should see your face – I wish I had a picture of that – ”
“YOU ASSHOLE!” I shouted, then started laughing along with him. It was impossible not to.
He tried to keep the joke going with a straight face, but failed badly. “Hey – Shanna’s single, I’m single – I figure, ‘why not?’”
“Well, you’re out of luck, ASSHOLE, because she’s not here,” I said, half-pissed-off, half-grinning.
“Oh, well… I guess you’ll do, then,” he said, wiping a tear from his eye.
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Frequently Asked Questions
You know, humor is such a subjective thing, especially when it comes to risqué jokes. I've flipped through '100+ Dirty Jokes!' a few times, and while some landed perfectly, others made me cringe harder than a bad pun. One that stuck with me was the classic 'Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.' It’s not the dirtiest, but the way it plays on expectations cracks me up. The book has a mix of clever wordplay and outright cheeky ones, like the 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field'—except, you know, with a naughty twist.
What I appreciate about the collection is how it balances absurdity with timing. There’s one about a baker and a loaf of bread that starts innocent and takes a sharp turn into the ridiculous. It’s not for everyone, but if you’re in the mood for something lighthearted and a little shameless, it’s a fun read. Just maybe not at family dinner.
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