Dirty Mind Quotes Funny

Dahil sa utang-na-loob ay pinakasalan ni Amber ang apo ni Don Fidel Salvatore na si Phil Salvatore, ang CEO ng Salvatore Conglomerate. At dahil naman nakalagay sa last will and testament ng kanyang lolong may sakit na mapupunta lamang kay Phil ang mga ari-arian nito at pati na rin ang malaking shares nito sa kompanya kung pakakasalan niya si Amber na apo ng matalik na kaibigan ng kanyang lolo kaya niya pinakasalan ang dalaga. Dalawang taong magkaiba ng mundong kinagisnan ang magsasama sa iisang bubong bilang mag-asawa. Matutunan kaya nilang mahalin ang isa't isa sa kabila ng malaking agwat ng kanilang edad at pagkakaiba ng kanilang mga ugali? Mabago kaya ng isang babaeng masayahin at kuwela ang isang lalaking seryoso sa buhay at tila hindi marunong umibig? O mauuwi lamang sa paghihiwalay at hindi pagkakaunawaan ang kanilang kuwento?

Santa Maria Deogracia. Despite being given that name, she is not filled with grace, and she is far from holy.  She is feral, rebellious and arrogant. She felt unfortunate her whole life. Poor and born from an affair between her father and his mistress. A child that no one wanted. A bastard hated by the legal family.  But her life took an unexpected turn when she got entangled with a man called Hellion. Witnessing a gruesome crime and the next thing she knew, she was already under him, moaning, catching her breath while chanting his name—spending a hot night with an enigmatic drop dead gorgeous man with a dangerous allure and piercing stares that weakened her knees. Only to find out the next morning that he is actually that infamous ruthless billionaire, 15 years older than her at that; Lazarus Lombardi.  With her life filled with twists and turns, she never expected to get entangled with him even more when he offered her a job—to be his sex slave. Having a secret relationship, that is wrong yet it felt so right—he became her solace.  Desperate to escape in her toxic home, she married him eventually, thinking that it was the right decision.  Or so she thought. . .  Little does she know, her decision is merely an illusion, shattering her newfound happiness. As she delves deeper into the darkness lurking within him—Unveiling the truth, secrets and betrayals. . .  Leading her to escape from his suffocating grasp.  Santa Maria thought she had finally escaped his clutches, only to find herself entangled in his web once more, years later. And escaping him again is the furthest thing from his mind, not with the obsessive mafia boss; Lazarus Lombardi. Will she ever break free from his grip? or will she remain forever trapped in his twisted embrace?

Aero Manzinilla died in an airplane crash together with his family when he was twenty years old. It wasn’t that bad, afterall. Dahil kahit sa kahuli-hulihang hininga ay buo pa rin naman sila at magkakasamang nadeadball. Eight years later (in human world) isa na siya sa mga kaluluwang malapit nang maging anghel. He was Michael, the Warrior Archangel’s, most beloved student. Lahat kasi ng mga ipinapagawa nito ay ginagawa niya. He mastered all the trainings of being a true warrior of God. Kaunting-kaunti nalang talaga ay makukuha na niya ang minimithing tungkulin. But one wrong move made him lose that chance. He was stripped off of his right to become a soul soldier, was thrown back to Earth and was under the surveillance of the high Angels. All because of a suicidal depressed girl with a dream to become a fish – the poet and painter, Maeve Carcel. What a beautiful nuisance, indeed!

Isang buwan bago ideklara ng dating management na bankrupt na ang TheCompany pinakilala si Gil bilang bagong Presidente at CEO. Ayon sa mga business expert imposibleng makaahon ang TheCompany dahil sa pagkalubong nito sa utang. Pero pinatunayan ni Gil na kaya niyang maging posible ang imposible. Ano pang mga balakid na haharapin ni Gil sa kabila ng tinatamasang tagumpay? Si Ellie isang baguhang real estate agent. Ano ang magiging papel niya sa buhay ni Gil? Paalala: Ang kwentong ito ay kathang- isip lamang. Ang mga karakter, lugar at sitwasyon ay nagkataon lamang at hindi sinasadya ng may akda.

A woman who lives her life in poverty touched the heart of the young billionaire man by her very own incredible endearing raw voice. And with the billionaire's connections, he managed to know the personal informations of the incredible woman, which includes her family status. Out of pity for the woman, he thought of offering her a help, but only in a one condition. It is to be the secretary of his for 3 months who can sing for him anytime, in an exchange of helping her get recognized in the world with her wonderful voice.

Ginnieva Fajardo, a 21-year-old college student had enough. Her life always kept on failing no matter what she did to keep it from happening. It got to the point where she had to work to be able to study and obtain a degree as her parents passed away before she was even thirteen years old. Due to the unfortunate events that occurred to her, she aspired to be someone who would inspire people, an educator. Ginnie then met her professor, Phillip Añonuevo. Phillip is a 27-year-old newly promoted teacher and the eldest child of Añonuevo's family. Phillip's life, in contrast to Ginnie's, resembles that of a prince. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but that does not make him a tyrant. Since then, Ginnie has found him enticing and a man who is entirely right for her, so she has pursued him. However, love should be felt by both sides, which didn't happen. Ginnie was rejected for her feelings on Valentine's day, making her fearful of that special event. In order to progress in life, she refrained from Phillip up until the moment they met again. She realized that she still has feelings for Phillip after all these years, but it was too late as Phillip is now preparing for a marriage. Knowing that information prompted her to entertain boys in order to forget the man who keeps breaking her heart. But what if circumstances changed miraculously, making her the soon-to-be bride of the man who had stolen her young, innocent heart? Will the romance that has failed twice become an everlasting love, or will it remain the same, putting young Ginnie's dream to die?

Princess Symphony Tejana came from an average and simple family, she's being hate by her own mother dahil sya ang sinisi nito sa pagkamatay ng kanyang ama. Kinailangan nyang suportahan ang sarili upang makapagtapos ng pag-aaral sa kabila ng pait ng kanyang kapalaran. Mabuti na lamang at palaging nasa tabi nya si Arc, ang kanyang bestfriend. Archie Damian Esquivel, a hot bachelor at his age, he's been very obidient to his parents. Ngunit dumating ang puntong nagsawa na syang sundin ang kagustuhan ng mga ito, dahil kahit na ang pagpili ng kanyang mapapangasawa ay pinanghimasukan na ng mga ito, kaya naman napilitan syang umalis sa poder nila at iwan ang karangyaan. He lived independently at naging masaya sya kasama ang matalik na kaibigan. Ngunit tila napasukan ng masamang hangin ang utak ng kanyang kaibigan. She wants to have a child, but don't want to have a relationship with any man. At sya pa talaga ang pinapahanap nito ng lalaking pwedeng makasama hindi lamang isang gabi, kundi hanggang sa makabuo ito ng sanggol sa sinapupunan nito. Will he allow the craziness she had in her mind? Papabayaan nya bang basta na lamang anakan ng kung sino ang babaeng pinahahalagahan nya na higit pa sa sariling kapatid? Dahil sa pag-aalala sa kabaliwan na naisip ni Pris ay nawalan sya ng choice kundi i-offer ang sarili sa dalaga. It would be better kung sa kanya manggagaling ang semilyang itatanim dito. Magtatagumpay ba ang kanilang gagawin para sa sariling kapakanan ni Pris? Kung magkakaanak nga sila, Is he willing to be treated only as co parent? No strings attached. Papayag ba sya sa gusto nito na angkinin ang anak na sarili nya lamang, mula sa apelyido hanggang sa pagbuhay dito? As if he never contributed anything to their child?

Kinatatakutan ang mafia boss na si Trood Moherra sa criminal underworld. Maliban kasi sa eksperto siya sa illegal trafficking ay wala siyang awa kung kumitil ng buhay sa mga traydor nilang kasamahan. Wala siyang sinasanto basta para sa grupo nilang IRON BLADES. Subalit isang araw, sa gitna ng kaguluhan sa mundo ng mga kriminal ay pinakiusapan siya ng pinakamataas nilang leader na si Mattias na pangalagaan niya ang pangalawa nitong asawa na si Monica na noon ay nagdadalang tao. Ginawa naman niya ang lahat upang iligtas ang babae sa kanilang mga kalaban. Iniuwi niya ito sa probinsya upang maprotektahan pati ang sanggol sa sinapupunan nito. Ang hindi nga lang inasahan ni Trood habang sila ay tumatakas ay siya namang panganganak nito. Napilitan tuloy siya na mag-highjack ng isang pampublikong bus upang makahanap ng magpapaanak dito. Nakilala niya sa bus ang pasaherong si Avely Venoza, ang isang nurse ng Moherra Birthcare Center sa probinsya ng Galero. Nagtulungan sila upang mailigtas si Monica at ang sanggol sa sinapupunan nito. Sa kasamaang palad, naging huli ang lahat, pinanawan pa rin ng buhay si Monica pati na rin ang sanggol. Nang malaman ni Trood ang nangyari ay binayaran niya si Avely upang ito na ang bahala sa mag-ina dahil kinailangan na niyang bumalik sa magulong mundo ng mga mafia. Doon nagalit sa kanya ang dalaga. Inakala kasi ni Avely na asawa at anak ni Trood ang mag-inang namatay. Hiniling ni Avely na sana hindi na magkukurus pa ang landas nila ng walang kuwentang ama, kahit pa sa bandang huli ay nalaman niyang nabuhay pala ang sanggol. Wala man siyang karapatan ay isinumpa ni Avely na hindi siya makakapayag na magkita pa ang mag-ama.

Forbidden love, that’s what came to mind by Yvo De Luna when he fell in love with Karadine Monteza, the daughter and the heir of the leader syndicate in the city of Eldefonso, Renato Monteza. Yvo is one of the personnel of Renato Monteza and it got inevitable that he was closed with Karadine, the first lady who could shown him an arrogance and braviness. That if not because of their agreement for some things, he would not see the genuine heart of her. Yvo and Karadine have easily fell in love to each other. But when Renato Monteza has find out their closeness to each other, it was the time that they got separated their path together. Karadine has stayed in the mansion for few months and got warned from any illegal transactions of her father to other clients, simply because, she had the trust of taking care before for her father’s business. The reason why their Yvo’s meeting have became elusive as well as the foundation of love that they build together have been shattered. However, it was true that a forbidden thing is really fun to do. The reason why it could provoke them to comply with their desire to love each other in the midst of illegal ways where they were living. And despite of the weapon that serve as their defense everyday, will they going to defense their love despite of the forbidden love?

Deinna Amalia is a walking daydream. Maganda, mabait, masunurin at higit sa lahat, masayahin. She grew up in a very loving home. Her Mama and Papa were loving parents. She spend her childhood and teenage years having her parents, and when her dad left her, it became to uneasy for her and for her family to recover. She's a very sentimental person. She also values marriage and love. She has her own principles. When a man suddenly came into her quiet life, her life changed. Craile Arvin , a known- businessman asks her for marriage. . . A business marriage. A marriage for the sake of his shares on their companies. No love involved; no affection at all. Sa pagdating niya sa buhay ni Amalia ay natutunan ng dalaga na maaari rin pala siyang umibig kahit na sa umpisa'y wala siyang nararamdaman para sa lalaki. She also learned the feeling of being hurt by someone you love. She learned that love is not always about the dreams; that love is also about nightmares. She's a walking daydream, but what if she's also a walking nightmare? Well, wether she's a dream or a nightmare, she'll be love by her man. “I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.“