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His Beanie Girl
Dumb face: but you're really not behind me, people only say that when they are behind you.
I chuckle, he's kinda right.
Me: go away Aaron.
Dumb face: ok seriously where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere.
I smile, he's sweet. Really sweet. Impossibly sweet. Literally sweet.
Me: I won't tell.
Dumb face: I'm groaning. I'm groaning so loud people think I'm ejaculating.
Oh my gosh...gross.
Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location?
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A Rogue For The Alpha King
freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you?
You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭
Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to
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Sweet Chocolate
"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up"
She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing"
"so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny"
"it was flour"
"I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina"
"she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her"
"you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"
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Forbidden Taboos : Steamy dark stories
I was spending more time on my back than on my feet, which wasn't a bad thing, but sometimes I just needed a break.
Lexi picked up on this and one day at work ask me, "Damn Girl are you alright? You look tired, you look like hell."
I give a sarcastic laugh and say, " I didn't think there was such a thing as too much sex, but use whatever cliche you want, "Fuck my brains out" "Fuck my legs off" "Fuck me senseless", those boys have done it all. They never get tired!"
Laughing, Lexi says, "Then maybe you should share!"
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The vanished family a memory of murder
sukoon smiles and says ok lets start.
Madness is an illness…
An illness that old age makes you forget.
But screw that… we won’t be old for a while…
So let’s be MAD tonight!
I’ve seen mint in the betel leaf.
I’ve seen the gem on your nose ring.
I’ve seen a beautiful girl;
and a handsome rascal.
The moon became a cheater and cheated,
so all the stars said, gili gigi akkha.
My words, your words, talking so much is a bad habit.
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Sixty Days With You.
I took my gaze away from the p**n movie to him, and he still looked shocked to see me; I bet he was regretting his attitude already.
"Don't tell me... You're a fucking---" I couldn't pronounce the rest of the words as I felt disgusted to say them. "The saying an idle mind is the devil's workshop is surely true." I breathed out as I slammed the door against him.
I entered my room, needing to wash my face off what I had seen; how could he do that? Is he a fucking gay?
I thought disgustedly. I unbuttoned my shirt as I threw it onto the bed, and I walked shirtless to the bathroom where I ran a quick shower on myself, what I had seen in my brother's room not leaving my head.
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On My Knees, Daddy: A Compilation of Short Stories
“My ex used to talk so dirty when I fúcked her like that. Told me she felt like a total slut. Drove me fúcking crazy.”
I let out a shaky breath. “I don’t know what was in that weed, man, but I’m so horny I could get off just talking like this.”
He slapped my thigh. “Dude, same. This isn’t weird, right?”
“No, just... guys talking about sex.” Even I didn’t believe myself.
We lit another joint and sank deeper into the floor. The p**n kept playing.
“Holy shít. I'm so horny right now,” I laughed. My voice cracked with tension.
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Superstar's Secret Wife
Well, it's not a terrible idea.
I bit my lower lip to stifle a laugh. I didn't want him to think I was genuinely interested in such things.
"Huh? Why would you want me to undress? It's too early for..."
"Hey, Grantt Gomez! My mind isn't as dirty as yours; you've been exposed to all sorts of things. Why don't you vacuum those brain cells of yours first?" I exclaimed. He was undoubtedly the most dirty-minded person I'd ever encountered.
He grinned and came closer. "What's all that about?"
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Forbidden Love Stories
Don't worry there are more chapters to come.
I really love to hear your thoughts so, please comment or you can email me anytime at
[ just22avi@gmail.com ]. I will reply.
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Quote of The Day:
"Yeah, I have a dirty mind and right now you are running through it... Naked..."
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Mafia Men III - Mancini's Bride
were" dying to be with me, I still wouldn't have given you a chance. You are as shapeless as a plank, with no ass, and no tits, and your personality, if you even have one, is probably as dull as a doorknob. Your face is the most boring face I have ever laid my eyes on, it's a total snooze-fest, that could put anyone to sleep. And I am truly, utterly disgusted by your man hands.”
“A good look at yourself in the mirror?”
“Shapeless as a plank”
“No Ass”
“No tits”
“Most boring face”
“Total snoozefest”
“Truly, utterly disgusted by your man hands.”
"Wait!" My mind abruptly snapped out of a daze as I pushed him back, feeling nervous and embarrassed. My hands shot down to cover myself and forcefully
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The 'Hilarious Adult Memes Book. Epic Jokes For Dirty Mind' is packed with gems that walk the fine line between clever and cheeky. One favorite of mine involves a pun about 'hard drives'—let’s just say it’s not about computers! The book thrives on double entendres, like the classic 'I’m good at laying pipe… plumbers unite!' meme. It’s the kind of humor that makes you snort-laugh but also glance around to see if anyone’s judging you.
What I love is how it plays with everyday scenarios—office life, dating apps, gym routines—and twists them into something absurdly suggestive. There’s a recurring bit about 'USB ports' that’s downright shameless, and yet, you can’t help but admire the creativity. The jokes aren’t just crude; they’re smart-crude, which makes them hit harder. If you’re into humor that’s unapologetically raunchy but still relies on wit, this book’s a goldmine. My friends and I still quote that 'Wi-Fi password' joke at parties.
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