Dirty Orphan Jokes

Warning: 18+, strong mature, and sexual content. Sneak peek: "I don't believe in God, Hailey," he murmured, as his firm hands settled on my hips and lifted me from his lap, placing me onto his desk, "But... if I did, I would have thanked him for making you." A soft gasp escaped my lips as his hands slid under my college skirt, his fingers brushing on my pussy over my panties. "Damien, you are my brother..." I managed to whisper amid overwhelming desires. This felt so wrong. He emitted a husky chuckle, leaning closer to my ear, his lips brushing against my earlobe. "Correction-Stepbrother." "But-" Before I could utter a word, his hand swiftly slipped down inside my panties, his fingers landing on my bare, wet heat and just when a moan could escape my lips, his mouth forcefully met mine swallowing the scream of pain as well pleasure when two of his fingers thrust into my pussy just like I'd felt them in my dreams... *** When I was dragged across the country to Los Angeles to live with my mom's new husband and his son, the last thing I expected was for my stepbrother to be off-limits. Least of all, I never imagined I'd find myself tempted by the forbidden. Damien Black: sinfully attractive, irrefutably irresistible, and seemingly devoid of warmth. Emotions meant nothing to him; girls were mere toys for him to have in bed. And there came my biggest mistake-believing I could be more than just a toy for him...maybe more than just another conquest in his collection. I was his dirty little secret, one that he wouldn't let go of, accept, shatter entirely, or mend. I was his toy; Well....his favorite one.

Axon Blaze is the starting role of every girl's fantasy. His shaggy, dirty blonde hair and grey eyes would make any girl's heart melt. But behind those beautiful eyes is a dark past he is running from. To meets the eye he seems like an average guy. However Tatianna Moretti is the total opposite. Her life is an open book. Tatianna's every waking moment is documented with the flash of the cameras and her smile is plastered on every billboard. What happens when these two meet? Turns out they have a lot more in common than they think. The only difference is he knows about his dark past and she has no clue about hers.

"It is exactly as you fear." A shadow speaks. "You are with child and don't have much time. Your coming was foretold in faerie scrolls. You were chosen by Danu f to bring an end to the conflict among the factions of the supernatural world. Be careful, child, as Cleo is powerful and will not rest until she has taken your baby from your arms. You must find your family and your mates before the war begins." Selene Monarch has lived her entire life on Gabriel Island. She doesn't remember when she was brought there, only an orphan faerie with defective magic. Surrounded by her best friend Morgan and her guardian Nathaniel, Selene grows up unaware of her identity. An accidental run-in with a secret temple sets events in place that will turn her world upside down. Not only is her whole life a lie, but she discovers the faeries that guided her-The Elders had a devious plan all along. A dark witch helps the Elders trick Selene and her friend Morgan to consummate, resulting in a child they wish to take. With the help of her guardian Nathaniel, Selene is taken back to her homeland-Danyrus. She soon discovers she was an Alpha's long-lost daughter-taken from her family when she was little. In a strange revelation, she finds she is part of an age-old prophecy-one that signals her arrival as the war's end between the three factions. She is a powerful witch/ wolf hybrid, one that Cleo wishes to destroy. To top everything off to her journey of self-discovery, she discovers she has four mates- wolf twins from her father's pack and an Alpha Vampire and his second. Will Selene be able to have it all or be taken in by the darkness of her new powers? * A Reverse-Harem Romance

Rio is an orphan, wandering alone in hunger on the phenomenal street of Mexico. A theif. Not when adolescence hit her, and so the cruel world becomes her den. A night angle that captures many hearts, allure men in dark suits, and havoc on Adam's blood. A mask woman on a pole. But when she is offered by a mysterious gentleman to be his seductress in a month for a million dollar and more, is she prepared for the private dance he is asking for? A multi-billionaire glorifying her existence. A price pool that no one can take down. A steamy nights they could have shared. But like her, he is a mask man who had her on his mercy. Rio is bounded, but is she willing to tie the knot with the man whom she never had the chance to get a flicker of himself? A man who thinks he can see through her, when he couldn't. For Rio isn't just a seductress. She is an asset, and all were plans set to capture the merciless killer wandering in Mexico for so long. By hook or by crook, it's either love or…. death. A happy-ever-after that never exist. @cycy

"Don’t worry, Sister," Lorenzo says. "Our dirty little secret is safe with me. Infact, it is already forgotten. It wasn't even that memorable. Just a few lousy sex." I gape at him, not wanting to believe the words coming out of his mouth. This isn't the Lorenzo I knew. It's like he changed to this cruel bastard standing in front of me. What happens next is out of character. It's like someone takes over my body and controls me. I don't even think about it, I just act. The slap I give to him across his face lands with a crack that draws the attention of passersby who murmur and point at us as they pass away, probably wondering who the crazy bitch is. I back away from Lorenzo in horror, my now throbbing palm held in my other hand like I just touched a hot pan. Lorenzo brings a hand to his cheek which is now spotting an angry red color and stares at me in shock then he laughs, the sound bitter and cutting through the still night's air. "When did Little Miss perfect get feisty?" He drops his hands and eyes me, a leering look in his eyes. "Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to dump you." He rubs his jaws, still eying me. "Who knows, you might have brought this attitude to bed. It would have definitely made things more exciting." I hate him so much.

"You feel so good." He groaned, "I fucking don't want this to end." He kissed the sweet spot under her ear. "You have ruined me for good." He confessed in between the kisses.  _____  Arcane Miller is a sophomore at high school. She had a secret crush on the hottest guy, Xavier Jones. However, one night, she suddenly found out that her Mom is marrying Vincent Jones, Xavier's father. Everything shattered, every little dream which she dreamt to be with him was torn apart. He will be her step brother, she wasn't allowed to think of him in this way.  But one night she climaxed thinking of him and realized that she has been fantasizing about him in other ways. So, she prepared a list. A list containing all the dirty things which she wants to do with him despite the fact, this is unholy.  What will happen when Xavier will find out about that list? Or does he feel the same heat as her?

“Rule No. 1 – sex is off the table” He looked at me, a certain darkness clouding his eyes that only brewed lust and desire “Don't worry doll, I'm not going to touch you, not unless you beg me to” Five years ago, Helena De Luca is divorced by her husband, Dante D'angelo, when his high school sweetheart returned and claimed his heart. Now, Helena’s back, not for rekindled romance but for survival. Her family's empire is under siege, and the only way to protect it is to strike a dangerous deal with the man she once called her own. Dante agrees to help—but there's only one way: a fake marriage. Helena's reluctance turns to desperation when the rival gangs close in, forcing her to accept. She sets one rule—no falling in love. The stakes are high and complications arise in the form of Dante's manipulative cousin Matteo, who's determined to tear them apart to have Helena for himself no matter what it takes. To make matters worse, Dante’s first love is back, determined to destroy Helena's life and claim Dante for herself. Their worlds entangle, a dark sinful attraction festering between Dante and Helena and getting caught in a dirty game of lust, dark desires tainted with betrayal and manipulation. Would Helena be able to withstand the demands of falling for a man as dangerous or would she give in to the pressures of those who want them apart?

They say find your mate but what if Mate is nothing but a Lie, It's nothing but a bond called by many but believed by few. David Andrew a True Blood with unrestraint powers and a kindest heart. He doesn’t bark about his higher rank In front of every low rank wolf. David has a very mysterious life, no one actually knows him not even his parents. He tries to help each and every person as much as he can, he is the kindest beast. David hates only one thing “MATES”. Alex Marshal is a True Omega, the weakest of all but a pure embodiment of sin. He is an orphan, hungry for love. Being deprived of Parents at a very young age made him strong yet weak. He thinks his Mate will love him and will fill the blank space that is left because of love he never had. He belongs to the rank that should be handled with a lot more care even being worshiped but he had a harsh life. He only hates one thing that are Horny Alpha’s who can’t control themselves. What will be the story of those rare species when destiny announce them as a destined Mates? "I DAVID ANDREW......" "No p-please......David p-please......" "I DAVID ANDREW REJECT YOU ALEX....." "No please D-David.... just one chance.... just listen to me please" contains: Angst Rejection Dominant Alpha Revenge Regret Broken

Her Forbidden Husband. What happens when she sleeps with her father's best friend, and it gets complicated with a baby? Will she hide the truth from her dad, despite her baby bump showing? Or will her dad find out the truth and express his disappointment, forcing her to marry his best friend? _________ She kissed her father’s best friend, Nathaniel, and it didn’t go well. Not only because he is eighteen years older than her, but also because he didn’t like it. Not one bit. In her defense, she didn’t mean to fall for him; it just happened. Gwyneth found him to be the most attractive man she had ever seen, with enough charisma to blind the sun. However, he was forbidden to her because of their age difference, and her feelings for him were considered wrong. She tried to get over him, but after she was forced to marry him, Gwyneth realized that she had truly fallen for him, and she began to wonder if he might feel the same way. ****** Warning: 18+ only This Book Contains Explicit Scenes And Adult Languages featuring hard-core taboo , age gap and young adults erotica. In Bed With Daddy’s Best Friend Is a compilation of short erotic stories containing irresistible , steamy, fun, naughty, dirty, filthy , s*x with daddy's best friend, s*x with best friend’s Daughter, forbidden marriage etc. If you're not up to eighteen then this book is not for you. Get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement... To Feel sin

Anthony Carter became the boss of ruthless Mafia who did all the dirty work in the city of Rome, after the woman he loved rejected him in front if the crowd and tore his self respect into pieces. Dejection was not in his dictionary so he did the opposite. Revenge, and making her pay for it. All the time he thought he was in love with her and wanted her. But it was just his obsession with her, a mere infatuation. How will she react when he'll recognize him? And what will she do after she'll realize that she was just a muse for his filthy revenge?