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“If your family is stupid, will you be stupid as well!?” Her family was stupid?

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

“Someone has to make sure you don’t do something stupid.” I smiled faintly. “Too late for that.”

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

he said smiling. *Dug-dug-dug-dug!* Terrible! does this man want to give me a heart attack? My heart is about to explode. Help me! "Really? So, you want me to hit you 24/7? Every night? Seconds, Minutes, Hours? So you can have fun." I asked sarcastically. "HAHA! No, What I mean is, I like the way you make me laugh, Every single crazy thing you do is just--is just--- You're so stupid, HAHA!" he said while laughing as if there was something funny about what he said.-___-

“You too will definitely feel it someday, I will laugh the loudest if you become a fool for love. And laugh if you complain to me, you bastard!” Oliver didn't hear Logan's words at all, he was still laughing loudly, as if he didn't have the burden of life at all. While Oliver just tilted his face and annoyed. He felt stupid because he could tell the most embarrassing thing in his life. Oliver just sighed, he really didn't know how to stop Logan who was still laughing and mocking him.

Zack’s literally the most stupid friend I ever had. When I told him that what I meant was what kind of design so his stupid brain cells can understand what I was trying to imply. He then confidently said that it's a 'traditional house' with an overly proud smirk on his lips. I badly wanted to erase that by punching him in the face. But I just smiled sarcastically and composed myself.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

I shrieked, my eyes nearly falling out of their sockets. “Oh shit! What the hell have I done?! How can I be so stupid?!” I yelled, snatching my phone from my ear, and with a speed as fast as lightning, I clicked on I*******m. “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!” I yelled as I found the post and instantly deleted it. “You’re not stupid, Lucy. Don’t be ridiculous. It could have happened to anyone.” Beth deadpanned, but I refused to agree with her. “I’m so stupid. How the hell could I have made such a costly mistake?” I gasped as my heart pounded loudly against my chest.