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I am not wearing my condom anymore since all of them got paid for by me. She's still not recovering from what just happened. We both stay closer panting and gasping for air. It's roller coaster sex. I enjoyed it a lot. I came closer and whispered something at Ruth. " Dried yourself and talk to your husband how good I am in bed...I mean in the bathroom." I said while sitting on the bowl. "Oh, take him to the kitchen so I can go," I added.

I've stopped listening to Josh. “What the hell am I doing with my life?” The question echoes loudly in my head. Am I condemned to be a dirty old man who fucks young girls, thanks to the help of Viagra? That instead of my videos belonging to the category of hard sex, big cock or threesomes, will I become part of the category young and old?

“Getting DP’d like a cheap pornstar while I watch. Your asshole is gaping so wide already. Jimmy would be disgusted if he saw what a nasty anal slut you are.” Their filthy, degrading dirty talk only made me cum harder. I had another explosive orgasm, squirting around the cocks buried in my pussy and ass. They rotated constantly — every combination possible. One in my pussy, one in my ass, one down my throat, and the last one slapping my face with his cock or making me lick his balls. I was their complete fucktoy. Cedrick took my ass next. He was the roughest, gripping my hips brutally as he reamed my asshole.

I moaned at the feeling of Justin cock filling my insides and stretching me impossibly. "That's it baby, you love my big cock in your tight little cunt don't you? You're so hot and tight, fuck I'm gonna cum already," he hissed as his hips slammed into me, making my breasts jiggle with the force. I never knew that Justin loved talking dirty, that's until we had sex together. Honestly, to me, it's such a huge turn off. It makes my insides clench with need.

Eventually I was fucking her hard, while my thumb was completely buried in her ass. "Do you like that?" I teased her, moving my thumb vigorously, stretching her. "It's so nasty. So dirty." She gasped. I pulled out of her and I spread her cheeks wide while I buried my tongue in her rear, pushing an inch or more of it up inside her. "God, Alex. That's sick. That's so dirty." But even as she said it, she was reaching back and helping me hold her cheeks apart. I let go of her cheeks and left the job to her. "Hold yourself for me."

A loud grunting drew Duncan's attention, and he got to see Derrek hammering into Danielle's blindfolded face as he came, bursts of cum spilling out of the sides of her mouth as she groaned, her own orgasm making her body shake as Zeke fucked her cunt from behind. Derrek fell back and slid up onto Duncan's spot on the couch, temporarily wiped out. He was breathing heavily as Duncan glanced over and chuckled at him. Turning back, he saw Danielle groaning as cum oozed from her lips. She swallowed some, but Derrek had apparently been holding out. Lowering her face, she began to rub, lick, suck, and slurp at Becky's drenched pussy. Her tongue coated with multiple loads of semen, she pushed it dee

“He doesn’t know what sex is. Justin and I talked to him about it. I thought he’d forgotten about it. I am so sorry.” “I think it’s hilarious,” I laugh. “Jackson went through a phase where he talked about how babies get put inside a mommy by a daddy.” “I’m sure you had nothing to do with that.” Charlie raises an eyebrow. “That was all on Dean, actually. Even I know better than to open that can of worms.” “The last thing I need is him asking people at school this fall if they’re having sex.” Charlie laughs. “It is kind of funny.” “It kind of is. Like when Libby said penis all the time when she was three. But it’s embarrassing if it’s said to the wrong people.”

Hazel almost fell off the bench in laughter, "Okay you have officially ruined my ice cream eating from this point on ... oh God ... do we really have to do all that disgusting stuff when we have sex? It sounds so gross." Jan raised her brows, "Hmm ... it sounds gross now ... but wait until you see Theo's or Lee's uncircumcised or circumcised dick ... you'll get what I mean." Hazel covered her face with both hands and shrieked, "Oh whyyy did you have to put that image in my head? I hate you!"

"Didn't you know that bestiality porn is all done by white dudes?" I almost spit out my drink. "You shittin' me and how the fuck would you know that? Don't tell me you're into that shit." God, I hope not. My dick was getting a charge out of this conversation and now it's wilting faster than picked daisies.

“Look how fucking wet she is. You’ve been dripping for us the whole time, haven’t you, Layla? Little slut getting off on her uncles wanting to ruin her.” They made me turn around slowly, showing every angle while they stroked. The dirty talk got nastier. “I’ve cum to your I*******m at least twice a week,” Rick admitted. “Picturing you on your knees choking on my dick.” “Same love” Dave said. “I beat off in the bathroom at work to that video of you in the pool last summer. Imagined breeding that tight teenage pussy while your dad was right downstairs.” The shame burned through me, but it only made me wetter. My clit was swollen and aching.