Dirty Sex Jokes Novels & Stories

-I would prefer that what was in my mouth was your saliva, but I'll have to be content with this until you crawl and go back to tack me like a bitch in heat. I widened my eyes. Were all the jokes from now on to have sexual overtones? -You're a pig, idiot- I stuck out my tongue at him, making his smile grow a few sizes larger. -Do you know what you can do with that little pink tongue of yours? Suck my ... -G! - I screamed interrupting him.- Stop being a pig.

Like Julia, she tried to hold still to wait it out, but Jerry's cock kept sliding in and out and finally she gave way. "Fuck! Fuck! I'm cumming," she whimpered. "Oh, God, I'm cumming." Her back bowed as she climaxed, moaning loudly. "Oooh, oooh, oooh. Fuck me." Lisa's release triggered his and Jerry's cock pulsed, pushing his cum inside her. I climaxed shortly after, spurting deep into my own slave. The smell of raunchy sex was everywhere. Julia dropped to her knees to clean me off and Lisa did as well, leaving two glistening, tired cocks in their wake.

Dirty talk. “Yeah,” He pulls out and slams back inside. “Fuck.” I cry out, my eyes rolling back at the euphoric feeling. It feels so good, so unreal. It felt nothing like the sex I had with Dickson, I hate that I’m even comparing. I can’t even remember if I ever felt good when I had my first sex in college. Not that I haven’t kept pleasuring myself with my fingers and toys but, the feeling of a hot, hard meat fucking my brains out is surely different.

she exclaimed. "Damn that old man !!” Zeke whistled as the Director tore away her panties like a wild beast and thrust her against the wall before yanking down his own pants and briefs to jut out his horny c*ck that slapped his muscular abdomen. "I can already imagine the title for this p*rn video,” Ryan whispered. "I don't wanna know so shut your gutter filled mou- .... ,” Amanda was cut off mid sentence when Ryan and Dylan both chimed. "Hot DILF bangs birthday girl against wall,” the two dirty minded dunderheads chuckled together making a pregnant Zeke giggle and almost pee due to it too.

someone laughed. While Jake choked on two cocks, hands roamed all over his body. Someone soaped up his ass cheeks and spread them wide under the running water. Thick fingers, slick with shower gel, pushed against his tight virgin hole. Jake moaned around the dicks in his mouth as one finger, then two, forced their way inside him. “Damn, he is tight,” Rico growled, finger-fucking Jake’s ass deeper. “But not for long.”

Melanie leans forward, laughing as she recounts how two of their teachers had been caught in a secret relationship, and Grace chime in about some dramatic breakups that has taken over their social circles. “Ah,” Renee claps her hands, bringing her voice down as she always does when she has some piece of gossip or hot news she wants to share with her girlfriends. “I personally saw this one happen the day before. Do you know that scrawly janitor that cleans the male toilets?” The four of them nods. “I saw him jerking off in the female toilet while staring at a piece of tissue.” They all gasp, expressing their disgust before collectively bursting into ridiculous and loud laughter at the sheer s

The wet, glucking sounds are loud and obscene, picked up perfectly by the cameras. Jax moves behind me, yanking my tiny lingerie bottoms aside. He spreads my ass cheeks wide and spits directly on my dripping cunt before shoving three thick fingers inside me without any warning. “Jesus fucking Christ,” he laughs, pumping his fingers hard and fast. “This married pussy is absolutely drenched. You’re gushing like a broken faucet, slut. Your husband must have a tiny, useless dick if you’re this desperate for real men.”

Then I began to talk dirty. "Aw, fuck, you're a hot old bitch! You like that cock? You like fucking my big cock, bitch? That's a big fat cock up your cunt, ain't it? You feel that? Pound it, bitch! Pound that cock like the whore you are! Ahhh, you're such a fuckin' cockhound! You want more and more of this cock in your cunt, don't you? Don't lie. You know you do. Now all these people know it too. They all know you're a cock-fucking whore like I do. You're the kind of whore who will die if she doesn't feel a cock ramming hard up her cunt, right, bitch?"

“Dirty talk makes you so wet. Such a dirty girl.” “Yes. Call me a whore. Use me.” I lift off her and unbuckle my pants, leaving my shirt on, not prepared to show her what’s underneath. “Oh, I plan to Princess. I’m gonna make a good girl dirty.” My cock jerks free as I line up with her entrance. Her eyes go wide before she winces as I ram myself deep into her warmth, breaking the barrier in one thrust. Nothing sweet about it, nothing romantic. I feel like an asshole until I glance down and see the pleasure flicker in her dark eyes and the way she nips at her bottom lip.

Chat only. LimberJack: 💩 fine. can I tell you a secret? 🗝 LonelyGirl: Yeah, of course 😊 LimberJack: I've never cum so hard and fast before. I feel like a teenage boy again. 💦💦💦 LonelyGirl: That's sexy and revealing... how old are you? LimberJack: I'm not a teenager anymore, sweetheart. And you're fucking sexy. You don't even know it, which makes this cat and mouse game so much better.♟ 🐈‍⬛ 🐭 ♟