Dirty Sex Jokes Novels & Stories

I should have guessed what the guys were laughing at…Kez had taken his phone with him and took pictures of my wife taking a shit. “Let me go first,” Kez asked his pal, “I’ll stretch it for you!” Desi shrugged his shoulders and slurped the last of his beer. As Kez probed Sandra’s virgin hole, she braced herself and clung onto the quilt. His cock wasn’t quite hard enough to go past the dry sphincter, so he roughly dug two fingers deep inside her pussy, making Sandra gasp, and scooped out some excess spunk to lubricate her passage, which he smeared like butter.

He gently bit my skin and pressed hard inside my vagina when he found the G-spot, “How will he react when he sees his best friend doing this with her uncle?" He emphasized the word "uncle" as a way of teasing me. Pulling my hand down to touch the swollen in his crotch, he groaned in a low voice, "Little doll, this place needs you now." I was startled and tried to pull my hand back, my voice was about to fade as tears welled up in my eyes, "Please..." “Please thrust inside you?” His low laugh added to the excitement. I gasped and shook my head. But my pussy's constant flow of wetness betrayed my refusal. I really didn't expect that I would go crazy because of this lustful and dirty joke and I

I said and moaned loudly as I ejaculated inside his hole. "The heck! You filled my hole with your semen even though you already cum three times today, it looks like we were having triplets now." Nick laughed at his joke and stood up so my dick slowly pulled out of his tight hole. Nick and I got out of bed together and walked to the bathroom to clean our bodies. As Nick cleanses my body, a silly idea enters my mind, I don't know how I will feel about this idea but it seems like I want to try it.

up at the frathouse after I nearly died and we made our way to his room we start kissing and I swear the smell is terrible, I just can't its horrific so I asked him if he could switch on the lights, so that I could have a clear view of what I am dealing with. But by the time je switches on the lights, I know why it smells like death. The whole place is full of dirty underwear and pizza boxes, I swear something died. The one pile of dirty underwear had streaks in them and I wondered if his momma ever told him how to wipe." Now we are all dying of laughter, the way she states everything just made us laugh so hard."So he takes of his shirt and I think, yeah I could work with this,this ain't so

Anika said out loud with a chuckle, I could see the mockery in her eyes but I was too furious to pay any attention to her. Then Aiden turned to me “Are you perhaps still a virgin and refused to fuck your husband and he had to do p**n to get his load off” he joked and everyone laughed and it felt like high school once again, I was always the butt end of their jokes. “No wait guys, she’s definitely not a virgin the real question is, have you ever sucked a dick?” it was Anika. I haven’t. “I wonder if she knows what an orgasm feels like?” And again I didn’t.

So I reluctantly follow him. “Clear the room guys!” He says to a couple making out in his room. The girl giggles. “Would there be a threesome? We would love to join you guys! Make it an orgy may be,” She says, leering at Riley. I roll my eyes hard enough to see the back of my head. “Seriously! She is drunk! You are practically suggesting a felony.” I tell her sternly. “Jeez, I was just joking.” ‘Learn to make better jokes.’

“Fuck… yes… look at it stretching your little neighbor’s cunt, Mr. Reynolds…” I fucked myself hard, sloppy n wet. The dildo made obscene squelching sounds every time I slammed it deep inside. My tits swung wildly, oil flying off them in tiny droplets My ass jiggled with every thrust. I talked dirty the whole time, voice hoarse and shameless, loud enough to carry across the alley. “You like watching me get fucked like a whore? You like seeing this fat cock ruin my tight nineteen-year-old pussy while your wife sleeps downstairs? Bet you wish it was your huge dick splitting me open instead…” I whispered.

My juices ran freely down my inner thighs in shiny trails, making my skin glisten under the harsh fluorescent lights. I bit my lip until I tasted blood, fighting back the moans that kept trying to escape. Humiliation burned through me like fire. Here I was — an honor student, barely legal — getting finger-fucked by a disgusting old man old enough to be my grandfather on a public city bus. People stood inches away. A tired-looking Latina woman scrolled TikTok right in front of me. Two construction guys laughed loudly behind us. Nobody knew. He scissored his fingers inside me, stretching my tight walls open. Then he added a twisting motion, grinding his knuckles against my entrance while his t

"You heard the question, answer it," "I... zero! Zero times!" I wasn’t really the masturbating type, but Ryder looked disappointed either way. "Well, do you know how often I masturbate to you for the past four years?" he asked. I was sure my entire body had turned tomato red, not just my cheeks — my entire body, and he was laughing maniacally. "You're nuts!" I exclaimed. "My nuts?" he said teasingly. "Stop!" I pulled the pillow to cover my face and ears. "Ugh! You and your inappropriate dirty jokes!"