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He calms himself down Harris laughs "what's his name? I'll sue him" "You wouldn't know him, did I also mention that he's also dark, and mysterious?" "I bet you didn't know this about him but he doesn't really like to be referred to as if he wasn't in the room" Tan's smile fade and he stops joking "oh sorry" he apologizes Harris laughs "come on I'm joking! You're not the only one who gets to make all the jokes" Tan smiles relieved "yes I am it's my thing!" They laugh

Dante said humorously. "I'm glad you think it's fun," I said pouting. "So we ask that you command us to be the hottest," Marvin looked at me seriously, "and not to lie." "Good! You jerks! Did you know this can be considered harassment? " "You want to," Marvin said smiling.

“It’s not funny.” Adrian nodded beside her… equally unimpressed. “Yeah, it’s really not funny, dude.” I blinked… feigning offense. “Excuse me? Do I look like I am joking?” Echo tilted her head. “At this very moment, yes.” I threw my hands up. “I am serious, guys! Why would I joke about something like this?” Echo’s suspicion melted a little, replaced by disbelief. “Do you really mean it?” “Of course I do,” I said… grinning. “I found a way out. You guys are going to be human again.”

I smiled triumphantly and said, "I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs, till the fig plucker comes." He sighed and murmured bitterly, "I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll---" "It has to be faster!" "Fine. I'm not the fig plucker. Nor the fig plucker's son. But I'll fuck pigs, till the---" "You nasty!" I interjected and everyone burst out laughing. Although it was not that funny, Clark's priceless expression was worth making a meme.