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The last thing William "Liam" Windsor, Earl of Clifton and soon to be the Duke of Ashbourne, need was to cross paths with his ex-girlfriend who had broken his heart ten years ago. However, fate dictated otherwise when he accidentally slipped into her bed and was caught red-handed. Driven by his revenge, he made her agree to marry him and planned on using her for his own personal agenda. Perhaps even made her fall for him then broke her heart in the process. Never had he imagined that instead of succeeding, he would be the one to fall head over heels for her for the second time. Disclaimer: 18+ Contains explicit sexual content and use of profanity. Read at your own risk.

Heidi Collin, a 16 year girl was bullied everyday. She thought death could be the better option for her. But what if her death changes her life completely. What if even her death was decided and of not her choice? What is her existence? What is she? Who is trying to protect her? And..who is trying to kill her? Note: English is my second language. So, please forgive my grammatical errors. **The book contains violent scenes. Please, read at your own risk. Disclaimer: This is the work of fiction. Please, don't try to copy the part or the plot of the book. I own the characters, plots and all the events. I don't own the cover pic. Please, leave reviews and happy reading...

Bill is a nobody, a health inspector who’s not above taking a few dollars to overlook a restaurant’s mouse problem, and hated by nearly everyone except his long-suffering girlfriend. His nephew, Trent, isn’t much better: sexually and morally confused, he’s probably the worst teenage con artist on the East Coast. But today, these two losers harbor a sentient parasite with a sarcastic sense of humor and a ravenous appetite. As the parasite figures out how to control its new human hosts, the focus of its desires grows from delicious cheeseburgers and beer to something much darker and more dangerous.©️ Crystal Lake Publishing

When Amelia turned down Ryan’s love years ago, she thought she was choosing peace over pain. Back then, he was just an ambitious young man with big dreams and no fortune. But fate has a cruel sense of humor when Amelia applies for her dream job, her new boss turns out to be none other than Ryan… now a powerful billionaire with a reputation as cold as his wealth is vast. As old feelings resurface and secrets from their past threaten to unravel, Amelia must face the man she once rejected and the truth that walking away might have been her biggest mistake.

She was wolf less. Powerless. Unwanted. Until the night she caught her mate Lucas cheating. Shattered and humiliated, she never expected comfort to come from the one man, feared by all, Alpha Theodore. The most mysterious and ruthless Alpha wolf. But the moon goddess has a greater sense of humor binding her to two mates who were her war. When fate binds her to two mates, one who broke her, and one the world fears. Will she accept her fate or run from it? Who would she accept as her mate? Discover the truth in this not-so-ordinary paranormal tale.

Away from humans, in a forest like no other, werewolves live. A powerful race with magical gifts and the ability to shapeshift into full-blooded wolves. Wyatt is an Alpha and the leader of the most powerful pack in the world, and his life goal has always been to be fair to the members of his pack and live a peaceful life with his mate, his life partner, and the person who will give him a reason to fight for what he wants. However, Olivia took several centuries to come into his life and when the moon goddess finally wanted to unite their souls, the task was complicated for the Alpha since Olivia is not a woman yet and at the moment they meet, she is a girl, but she will grow up and as this happens, Wyatt will be taking care of her, protecting her and waiting for her coming of age when they can finally be together. Disclaimer: This story has no sexual content until the characters are of legal age.

"When reality breaks you and oblivion is your only refuge, my love will bring you back..." Natalia Kings, the beautiful and sweet nurse, wakes up in the hospital without any memories about herself nor her life. Her problems don't stop there though, for she is believed to be abused by nonother then her own employer, Nathaniel Williams, the ruthless businessman who is secretly obsessed with her. Unable to handle all the questions and uncertainties that threatened to take away what was left of her sanity, Natalia starts looking for answers on her own, but what happens when the answers she is after are too hard to handle? Can she survive the darkness? Can she forgive? And can she be forgiven? Disclaimer: I do not own the cover. The book contains mature content but doesn't promote nor romanticize rape and abuse.

Everyone makes mistakes, some pay for it and some do not. But what will you do if you get a chance to go back in time and correct them? This is the story of those second chances which our Fl get with some conditions. ..... Shanaya Sabnis is the princess of Sabnis's family, her life is picture-perfect. She has everything, wealth, health, and love. She is a beautiful innocent spoiled girl, who doesn't know what hard work is, but everything changes in an instance, and without even knowing where things go wrong she died miserably. But destiny is quite a weird thing, it gives her a second chance to once again start her life. This time she needs to fight with her enemies and make sure she is the only winner. Disclaimer: English is not my first language so forgive me for the grammar mistakes.

Skylar's world shattered in a single, drunken night. Not once, but twice, her destined mate rejected her – or so she thought. Blinded by the sting of betrayal, she made a reckless choice that left her pregnant and ostracized. Branded a harlot, she fled, vowing to build a new life. Years later, Skylar returns and she is no longer the scared girl but an elegant and powerful woman, with a secret tucked away in the form of adorable twins. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor when she meets the man who ignites a familiar spark in her.  He's the spitting image of her past. Except, there's a shocking truth – they're twins.

“Open that slutty little mouth wide, you filthy MILF whore. Take every fucking inch down your greedy throat.” I gagged violently, tears pouring down my face as he brutally rammed his thick, throbbing cock past my lips and straight into my throat. He fucked my face with savage, balls-deep strokes, stretching my neck obscenely while spit and precum gushed from my ruined mouth, soaking my heaving tits. ⚠️Mature Content Disclaimer This is nasty, dirty erotica. If you want raw, unfiltered filth in book form, you’re in the right place. Leave your inhibitions at the door. Expect: —BDSM —MILF —Forbidden Obsession —Rough Power Play —Steamy Taboo Romance —Intense, addictive sexual tension that explodes off the page Get ready for Dangerous Lust.