Disney Adult Joke Novels & Stories

We started eating and just talk about music and his lame pick-up lines that I admit sells me. “I have a joke” he said while having a big bites on his bake mac. "What?" "What do you call a fat bee?" "What?" "CHUB-BEE zzz zzzz" I smile at his failed joke but he laughs with laughter it looks like he enjoyed his jokes before. "You know you just ate there so we could go home" he laughed and continued eating and so did I. After we east he paid the bills and drove me home. "See you tomorrow," I said as he looked out the window of his car.

Me landing on his back, both of us laughing. “He tickled me, so I had to get away from him.” I said as I laughed. “She turned on me. I had to avoid being tickled some how.” Jax grumbled. “I thought all, but one of my pups were adults, but it appears I was wrong.” Dad chuckled. “We can be both.” Jax stated. “I guess you can.” Dad agreed. “When was the last time you did something child like dad?” Jax asked. “Um….son, I’m in my 40s, what do you think?”

Well, Dillon could agree with that, for sure. "You talk like the worn out joke 'Time to get a watch' has contributed to the advancement of modern society and culture." Dillon scoffed. "Tell me it ain't a classic joke! That's why it's been so grievously overused since the beginning! Duh, idiot!" "Ugh! I can picture yer beer gut and toupeé already, Daddy!"l "Remember earlier today, when I said I knew you were gonna be insufferable? SHIT, DUDE! I think I'm a psychic!" Tony exclaimed in mock revelation.

I was really scared for my safety “You don’t think you’re James Bond, do you? “ I jokingly tried to pass the message “No I do not “ he replied simply “Don’t tell me you don’t get the joke “ I facepalmed “That was a joke? Didn’t sound like one “ he gave me a strange look “You’ve never seen James Bond? The movie?” I asked in surprise. How could anyone not have seen that? “Nope. More reason the joke is lame “ he swerved the car. “It’s better than any joke you ever told “ I sassed “I tell better jokes than that “he argued “Your jokes are usually scary or just plain weird “ I refused to agree with him “You know you could just say something annoying and I’d ram the car into that tree right there “

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”