His other woman
well, adorably chubby, with round, tear-puffy cheeks and blonde hair that—wait.
Is that a cockroach?
Oh my god. There is a cockroach on her hair.
She was already having a rough day. Maybe I should just... not say anything.
I mean, one roach couldn’t hurt, right? It looked like it was settling in nicely, making itself at home—
Bitch, tell her! my inner voice screamed.
Fine.
"Uhh… Amelia?" I hesitated. "I think you have a cockroach in your hair."
The reaction was instant.