Dobby Funny Novels & Stories

Bobby sent a voice message: “Dolly, you didn’t come to school today. You missed it—I made Sunny cry. You would’ve loved it.” Dolly replied with a regretful emoji. “What a pity.” Bobby followed up: “It’s fine. I’ll make her cry again tomorrow for you to see…”

I whispered-yelled just as Bayo took hold of the ugly, rustic door knob. "Are you sure?" He paused at the door. "Shut the hell up and get your fucking ass right here, you're going to make me cry." "Oh, don't you cry man, you look really awful when you do." He mocked brushing his hair backwards in a feminine way. We all broke into laughter. And the shitty Douglas was the loudest. "Goddamn, I missed my friend." He said as I stood up and wrapped him in a hug. My response was a pat on his back.

There were so many more a centaur with stalls for each one, three little elves, vampires, witches, even a pool in the back for the mermaids. You could agree that it wasn’t the best looking but if It could hold all of us then it has to have some type of magic in it. I took a big deep breath out not noticing that I was holding it, looking back at Daisy I saw how her silky black hair was all over the place. Likewise, I took my hand out combing it with my hands indicating to her about her hair she looked at me with shock a Scooby-Doo face. She quickly grabbed my hand away from her hair and put it down in my lap rumbling in her hand purse then pulling out a hot pink comb to match her purse.

"Not exactly. It's more like I get paid to run crappy errands for my boss and still do all the work" "I see." He chuckled, pouring another shot and pushing it her way. Dawn let a long, slow breath go and took the shot. She was headed further into the disaster zone and if her head hadn't been halfway into the clouds, maybe she would've noticed but she didn't and it didn't matter because she was having fun— something she hadn't done in a long while. After a few more shots and hours of having casual conversations, Jacob prized the glass out of her grip and pulled her up.

Then there were the two goblins and a bodach, sitting at the table nearby. A bodach is a nasty male fairy whose pastimes include stealing human children. This particular one was old-man-thin with sagging, jaundiced skin and bulging, cloudy, blue eyes. Eyes which he set on us with shocked glee. Conri started to growl and stepped forward while Tiernan pulled his sword, but I went between them, held up a hand, and blew harshly across my fingertips.

" Momma, won't you look at Funfun? She says hi to mummy_ " Indeed, Funfun had curled up her tail close to Cinderella. The little bunny felt the snake skin and was almost dríven Mad. Hot tears streamed down her cheeks. " No, I don't want to play with Funfun. I'm not Funfun's mummy. " " Then would you play with dundun? Dundun also likes kissing other women_ just like you like kissing Mercury. " He was sarcastic. " You like kissing Mercury right? Then you can say hi to dundun! He wants to play with you. "

Struggling with my tie, I called someone. "Lily, come now. I can't do it without you.", Lily is my longtime secretary and a perfect friend. I have become more comfortable with her over the years. Well, I knew she was waiting for my call. Due to inheriting genes from an European mother, she got two blue twinkling eyes, which are always a centre of attraction. She entered my room, giggling. 'Gone is her fear', My subconscious told me. "Good morning, sir.", She streched the 'r' sound in sir unnecessarily while chuckling, hiding his creased lips with one hand.

“His hands are this big, and he wears these tiny little socks that fall off all the time.” I closed my eyes, trying to push away the image that formed in my mind. Dominic holding a newborn for the first time, his large hands cradling such a small body. The wonder and fear and overwhelming love that came with that first moment of meeting your child. All the experiences he’d robbed me of with Dobby. All the firsts he’d missed because of his choice to mistreat me. “Mommy, are you okay?” Debbie’s concerned voice pulled me back to the present.

"And I'm just as happy you both stayed out of it. Bad enough Uncle Frank was hurt, but if anything happened to either of you..." Sassy slapped my cheek with one paw, no claws. "I'm a demon," he said. "And I'm a Fey dog," Galleytrot added. Right. "Okay," I said, "you two go handle the Dumonts then, since you're so freaking special." No further comment from the peanut gallery. Surprise, surprise. Syd. Erica's mind touched mine. Mom's with Uncle Frank. I set Sassy down again, watching him waddle his way out of the kitchen and down the stairs to the basement. Sneak.

Doyle scoffed, “But we have a more pressing matter to attend to” he said with a sly smile. I don’t like this dog. He seems off. “Are you afraid?” I teased with a chuckle. I don’t know what possessed me to bait him. I guess I'm just used to playing with these dumb animals. He didn’t seem to appreciate it though. Doyle roared. He didn’t just let his canines extend, but his whole face began morphing into a wolf. His nose extended forward as his teeth grew, his eyebrows increased in size and spread across to his ears, which had grown into furry points.