Doctor Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

I shivered at the thought. He held up his hands. “Relax, I will try not to send you to the ER,” he chuckled teasingly. And he seems to be getting so much amusement from this than his actual job. Well, not like you get so much entertainment from seeing blood and bones jutting out of people’s skin all the time. I groaned. “Besides, I’m a doctor. I can patch you up when I do cause some damage.” I scoffed. “Thanks a lot,” I said sarcastically, and he bowed his head curtly.

Jason left after. While his back was faced to the doctor, his face reviewed a smirk as though mocking them. “Was it that simple?” Meanwhile, all the medical experts were stunned. A young nurse, who was standing beside, started laughing out loud. Only when the group of doctors looked at her, she lowered her head shyly. It was obvious that they were unfamiliar with the joke Jason made. When it came to workaholics, they would not have the time to familiarize themselves with it.

Dad cut the doctor off on time before the doc could start d*cking about complicated medical shit with terms we could not understand. “Try to save your breath, doctor coz we understand only English,” Dad grinned and the doctor rightfully turned beetroot red. “Spare us the scientific nonsense, ex lover. Don’t show everyone that show off is your middle name,” Mom exasperatedly said. Ex lover ? Woah !! No wonder Dad jokes about Doctor Anderus stabbing him on the examination table. Haha.

"What are you doing? Are you crazy?" He felt awful. He had been treating patients for so many years, but he had never been slapped twice in a row like today. He was having a really bad day. "I don't think you're sick at all. You're here to make trouble for me!" "Nonsense. You can't figure my illness out, so you just say that I'm not sick. You quack!" The woman called him a quack, picked up her bag, and was about to leave the clinic.

I have been in the medical profession for 20 years, and I have cured many patients in my lifetime! "I have published more than a hundred research papers in international publications and medical journals! I also headlined three successful research projects and won national awards before! "I'm one of the most famous and most accomplished internal doctors in the entire state! I've also handled dozens of difficult and complicated cases with significant success! "How dare you call me a quack? How dare you call me a scammer who cheats people out of their money? "This is an insult to my character!" Sean was indignant. He glared back at Julius aggressively and said in a disdainful voice, "Am I wron

The doctor taunted and she ground her teeth. "I'll show you I'm impatient! You son of a-" "Okay, that's enough." Isabella's mother urged, stepping between B and the hilarious doctor. "Relax." Turning to glare at the doctor, she demanded calmly. "What is it, doctor?" The doctor quit rocking around and looked sober. Straightening his blue scrub, he inclined his head at them, his gaze fixed on Mrs. Rogers. "Well, at least you seem to have a bone of humor in your system, not everyone does. Like that one over there." He gestured with his head at Seth's mother who glared at him fiercely from behind Isabella's mother

"Aren’t your lines too smooth? You simply know how to get inside a woman’s pants.." "Am I?" We laughed together, like fools. We were being crazy in front of each other without having to worry about being ourselves. I'm glad I could be like this in front of him. "The profession you're aiming to do is really cool. I’m impressed. What kind of doctor do you want to be? I hope it's related to cancer so that when my illness comes back, you'll be my doctor." It was supposed to be a joke but he didn't laugh. Instead, he looked at me seriously and touched one of my cheeks. "Do you still drink meds? Do you have any maintenance or diet to follow?"

Doctor Michael just smiled at me as he couldn't stop his giggles. "That's normal. Lots of people experience that when they reach your age." He smiled. "You've grown up. I didn't know you'd be coming for a checkup because of that." Doctor Michael chuckled again, which caused me to pout. Why does he keep laughing? This isn't funny.

The room buzzed with laughter as we exchanged humourous work experiences, briefly forgetting the reason for our presence in the hospital. In that moment, I realized how important it was to have doctors like Dr. Stevens in hospitals. His ability to infuse levity into a medical setting was a true gift. Even though we were going through a kind of challenging time, his light-hearted approach reminded his patients to find joy amidst adversity. With Dr. Stevens around, I was rest assured, Jessica was in good hands, both medically and emotionally

His words were cutting—when it came to sharp tongues, he had never lost a battle. Adora sneered and let her gaze drop briefly to his waist before making a pointed remark. "Maybe you’re the one who should see a doctor. Keep messing around, and it’s only a matter of time before you get burned. Viruses don’t discriminate—even against doctors." Louis frowned deeply. "What the hell are you talking about?" Adora’s cold eyes swept over him. "Don’t act clueless. You’re a sleazy womanizer, always cracking dirty jokes. I even heard you’re known for it. How fitting for a doctor.