Doctor Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

“You’ve said that so many times I’m starting to wonder—are you trying to convince me, or yourself?” Susan shot her a sharp glare but didn’t respond. Caroline, unbothered, burst into laughter. “What?” she teased. “Out of all the things your doctor told you to avoid, did ‘having a sense of humor’ make the list too? Did he say you couldn't take a joke too?” “This isn’t a joke,” Susan muttered, sinking onto the bed beside her friend. She rubbed her temples in frustration. “I don’t need him. I’ve been fine without him for this long, and I’ll keep being fine. He’s bad news, Caroline.”

she said. "He's a doctor." "Real doctors don't say don't do nothing to a patient on a sidewalk, Emma." "He's an exception." "He's a man who is down bad and pretending to be a doctor." I started laughing. I shouldn't have. My ribs screamed. I didn't care. I laughed until I cried and then I cried because laughing hurt, and Sophie was laughing too through the phone, and somewhere in the middle of it she said happy almost-birthday and we talked until she got sleepy and hung up.

dhiren looked at his grandmother who is coughing continuously he felt very bad and said to doctor "doctor she is coughing from so long why didn't you give any medicine for it" doctor said "no medicine for her cough" dhiren got confused and said "huh" doctor bited his lips for loose tongue and replied "I mean her cough or illness anything was linked with you" dhiren asked "what do you mean" doctor gave an awkward laugh and said "I mean the more you spend time with her, the more you make her happy can make her forget all the illness and she can live for few more years without any tensions" dhiren said "I will so anything for my grandma"

In between he cracked some jokes and made me laugh. "You know Divya, People say that Laughing is the best medicine. However, if you're laughing for no reason, you may need to get some medicine." He joked. I burst out laughing. "Oh God! Karthik that's enough! My stomach is aching like hell" I told him while laughing. He smiled at me. "Divya, please always smile like this" Karthik said with some unknown emotion flickering behind his gaze, but I can't put my finger on it.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

It was as if he had a long list of jokes and he just kept pulling them out one after the other causing her to laugh so hard. "Oh my God, you should have been a stand up comedian Henry. I seriously don't get why you are still a doctor" Aria had told him through fit of laughter. "Oh I don't understand it myself. I guess I just love my job enough not to quit and besides I still get a chance to put smiles on my patients faces" he reasoned. "You are one amazing guy you know that?" Said Aria "Oh yeah? Tell me about it" he probed himself forward to face her.

that. I couldn't contain myself... Who is the fucking mutt who said God doesn't have a sense of humor? I swear to you ! The doctor waited for my laughter to stop. -I never interfere in the lives of my patients and even less in their choices. But the only thing I can tell you is that not everyone is given a second chance. I knew what he was referring to. -Now, he said in a sympathetic tone. Please stand up Miss so that I can examine you.

There was definitely nothing amusing in the situation. “You know.” Daniel said as he wiped the tears from his eyes from laughter. “There is a popular saying that goes like this : when the doctor is sick, give him a taste of his own medicine.” “What are you talking about?” Luke frowned. Daniel faced the door. “ You can come in now.” He called out.

“We have no cure.” I stared at him for a full three seconds, then four, before I laughed. “Ha!” It tore out of my chest roughly, scraping raw on the way out, but I laughed anyway. I tipped my head back slightly against the pillow as the machines beside me stuttered and sped up, almost like they were offended by my audacity. “We have no cure,” the words came out of my mouth slowly… I let it sit on my tongue for a second. “That’s the joke?”