Humorous Quotes On Death Novels & Stories

I was about to walk away from my standpoint but I came into halt when Death suddenly realized that I was fooling him. “Wait, aren’t you a soul too? You have to come with me. What a brilliant of you to divert my thoughts so that you can fool me. Too bad for you, but it didn’t successfully work on me. No one can escape my charm,” he haughtily said and then returned to where we were a while back. “I’m sorry. I forgot. I died in a fire in the hospital because of my own stupidity.” I smiled at him hesitantly and then made a peace sign. I let out a deep breath. No one can really escape death.

What does he mean by spirit of death? Am I going to die?

"Who would've thought getting punched in the face hurts?" I let out a long-suffering sigh. "You're so unsympathetic. I could be dying, and you'd still be lecturing me." She snorted. "If you were dying, I'd be making a eulogy about how dumb your death was. 'Here lies Yuki, who thought picking a fight with a bouncer was a great idea—may his idiocy rest in peace.'” I flicked her arm weakly. "Harsh."

There is a saying "he that greets danger with a smile must be ready to greet death same way" and there's also a probability that someone already said it even though I formulated it in my head "Was there a smile on my face when I died?" Shiro said to himself, as the quote repeatedly ran through his mind. "By the way"he thought "where am I? " he asked as he looked around the dark empty void he was in. The only thing he could see was himself

she asked and Death laughed. “Okay, you got me, he’s my friend and he gave me a kitten for my birthday last year, I owed him one.” The laugh spilling from Death’s mouth was filled with humor and amusement. He was having fun at her expense. Juniper’s head snapped up towards his and she opened her mouth to comment but Death burst out laughing at the expression on her face. It was shock, mixed with anger and desperation. “This is all some big joke to you.” Juniper realized the truth of her words as realization finally dawned on her.

“Tell me about your dangerous side.” With a knowing smile on my lips, I looked away. “Maybe another time,” I finally replied. “Huh. Are you hiding something from me?” “Yes. I’m hiding the fact that I have killed people,” I teased with narrowed eyes pointed at him, as if I wasn’t speaking the truth. “Hey.” He tsked. “Don’t joke about death.” “Death fascinates me too.” My voice turned mellow. “It’s dark. But sometimes, ironically, it can be funny too.”

Brooke quipped in sardonically, “We don’t want to get ourselves killed, do we?” She was obviously joking, and I laughed, but Neil had gone quiet and rigid in his seat, staring straight in front of him with a light frown, eyes filled with a disturbed light. When he spoke, his voice had lost all trace of humor. “Don’t joke about dying and getting killed, Brooke. A lot of people have nearly died and gotten killed around me, and I really don’t find it funny.” My eyes widened, and I glanced at Brooke. “Babe, I’m sure she didn’t mean it like that.”

“Hm. So what are you doing here?” What was he supposed to say? “Are you dream walking?” She sounded intrigued. The nearly dead had a way of knowing things the living couldn’t even begin to understand. “In a manner of speaking. It’s more like … dream observing.” “Well,” she said, turning away to look at the group of mourners standing around her grave, “not much to observe here, is there?” He smiled. “You’re here.” “I’m boring.” “No, you’re not.” “I’m dying. Dying people are boring – we don’t have much to say.”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“ Now that you know, it feels less lonely.” “ We have to try and get you treated…” He cackled and shut his lips, subduing a laugh. I stared at him puzzledly. There is nothing funny about what he's going through. “ You think it's funny that you are dying?” He shook his head. “ The fact that you think that a remedy will jump down from the sky for my own sake, meanwhile you haven't spoken about yours…son. That is funny.” “ You can't give up just yet.”