Doctor Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

“Whatever it is that you guys have going shouldn’t go too far. He might pass on soon, but don't make it hard.” A soft chuckle escaped my lips and the doctor glanced at me. “Sorry, you were a little bit on the sarcastic side.” The doctor walked off, not bothering to say another word. Dwayne murmured, “Can you believe that shit?!” I burst out laughing. “What is wrong with you? Did you smoke some weird gas?” I sure as hell hoped I did because I was crazy laughing at a helpless and sad situation. Dwayne kept his eyes fixed on me and my laughter slowly died down.

Damon was dumbfounded—someone at Bloomington Hospital had called him a quack doctor! "Explain yourself. How am I a quack doctor?" The man was also direct. He picked up the old man's CT scan and slapped it onto Damon's face. "I see you're still stubborn. I had other doctors look at it. My dad doesn't have a brain tumor, but you claimed otherwise. If that's not a quack doctor, then what is?" Damon laughed when he heard that. "Other doctors? Which doctors said that? I might not be the best neurosurgeon in the country, but I'm the closest thing to one. Ordinary doctors wouldn't be able to see what I can do."

Lucas sarcastically remarked. The doctor's face scrunched up in a scowl, making me chuckle. Why was he so scared? We all waited, expecting a witty response from the doctor, and our eyes were fixed on him. "Jayden, take a good look at me. Do I appear to be a hundred-year-old man? I'm still young and recently found my mate. We haven't had any pups yet," the doctor blurted out, his hands placed akimbo on his waist, and I couldn't help but let out a chuckle. What a funny doctor, but he looked serious, only his looks could tell.

I asked the doctor, who smiled sarcastically at me. "Wow, see who is now playing the perfect husband," the doctor said to me with a mocking smile. "I just told you right now that I will only tell you about what we discussed during the appointment, and given that you left with her that day, we weren't able to discuss the treatment plan again," the doctor said to me. "And were you able to find the cure?" I asked him immediately. "And why the hell should I look for a cure for someone who doesn't want to be cured?" The doctor asked me with a nonchalant tone.