Doofus Jerry Novels & Stories

At least two. My pulse began pounding again, harder now. The throbbing in my head matching its rhythm. “You can’t just—” My voice cracked slightly. I forced it to be steadier. “Do you know who I belong to?” One of the men snorted quietly. “Frank Costello will—” A kick to my stomach cut the sentence in half. I folded forward and screamed. Footsteps echoed somewhere behind me, lighter than the heavy boots I had heard moving around the room earlier.

, "That's good, take care of yourself and don't forget to take your medication uncle Jerry, talk to you later, love you" "Love you too, call once in a while okay", "Sorry uncle Jerry I will try, bye", "Bye my beautiful butterfly and say hello to Sophia for me". Uncle Jerry is Sophia's step brother who is into MMA; he is very well-known in New York, which is how I found out about him when Sophia took me in after my mother died; Sophia and my mother were very close before my mother started hanging out with the wrong crowd and taking drugs, so when she died, Sophia took me in without any hesitation and we became family.

I don’t know but it feels like we do have this awkward presence for each other and we both don’t know how to make it not an awkward one. “Why did you argue with Primo?” My head was occupied at that moment they fought over me. I still don’t know why and I want to know why they did it. “He’s just an annoying and arrogant peasant who pissed me.” Doom buries his face in the pillow. I replied, “Correction, he doesn’t look like a peasant for me. He’s a company holder and a future CEO.” “But he looks one. Tss,” Doom glared at me. I chuckled to tease him. “Okay, fine! But why were you arguing? And why did you murmur my name earlier?”

What the hell was going on? There had to be some sort of misunderstanding here. Charlie was just a deadbeat loser! Why did Rambo address him as Mr. Wade?! He wasn’t worth it! Douglas turned to them and said sternly, “You two, watch your mouth. Stay low-key and humble. You are wise enough to know what you can or cannot say out loud. Luckily Charlie was here today, otherwise, you guys would be in big trouble!” Jerry and Joanne stayed as quiet as mice after being beaten by Rambo.

Instead, it lodged itself in the tree beside her, the bark splintering from the impact. “So, to break you, I need to hurt her. That sounds... interesting,” Jerry whispered into Grayson’s ear, his voice dripping with venom. “And I’ll gladly do that.” Grayson’s eyes flashed with fury, his voice a low, dangerous growl. “I’ll kill you if you lay a hand on her.” Jerry’s laughter grew louder, a twisted sound that filled the air. With a sharp, childish stomp of his foot, he kicked the ground, his frustration palpable. The sound echoed, almost like a petulant child throwing a tantrum.

Relief flooded through me at the sight of Charles. I had no idea what he was doing there, but I was so happy to see him that I didn’t care. His eyes were narrowed and his fists clenched as he glared at Jerry. Jerry eyed him and down and then chuckled, a low, derisive chuckle. “Fuck off,” Jerry scoffed. “This is none of your business.”

I'm glad they maintained their brotherhood relationship after Uncle Willie married my father's ex live-in partner who is my mom. While they're talking, Jerry secretly approaches me and asked me to fix his disassembled Lego Toy. Jerry is the youngest son of my dad and he's just 5 years old. Among all my brothers, Jerry has the most resemblance on me, like, he's the little me, or just a copy of me. "William, can you assemble this?" he asked. "I'll try, let's see if I can" I managed to assemble his lego toy in just a minute.

Jerry was beginning to show heavy breathing, “You’re being unreasonable, Jack. It doesn’t have to come down to this. Let’s talk.” “I was imploring that we talk yesterday. But you wouldn’t care to listen. You’re too consumed with your pride you thought I was putting one over you by hitting my shots. That was a basketball game you dump shit! Players are supposed to put the ball into the ring.” “And how the hell you couldn’t get up from that bump. Do you think I didn’t notice that you flapped and had someone bring in a stretcher? Jerry was feeling extra agitated. “You lower down your weapon, Jack.”

He'd call us all again when it was time to go with the final set of dice. Rob rolled the dice for Slut and she got tease, Jerry's choice for three minutes. He picked his cock and Slut did an excellent job of teasing his black prick. Jerry had a beautiful erection going on. Jerry got lick or kiss Slut's vagina for two minutes. Slut must have been ready to cum. She climaxed inside the two minutes, holding onto Jerry's head as she released.

He has quite a weird way of viewing life this big brother of mine. "Seriously, gramps? Why did you bother clearing the misunderstanding? I was not done toying with that stupid mutt's feelings. I wanted to break him until his ego got washed away. Ugh, gramps, do I really have to eat now? That concoction of yours has sealed off my appetite for years to come." Jerry complains about everything in one go. Successfully leaving us all in stitches, even the twins giggle at their big uncles foolishness. "How would you have toyed with his emotions when you were both lying hald dead in the infirmary, dear child?" Gramps pronounces each word slowly, a mocking smile dancing on his lips.