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“He asked what was going on. But he’ll find out soon enough. How many drinks is Peter up to?”
“Well, I lost count after his 8th trip up here. Eventually he just grabbed himself a bottle of the champagne and has only been drinking from that ever since.” She said, struggling to keep her lips from forming a smile.
“Excellent,” I said.
At that point, Peter stood…well, attempted to stand, anyway. He had managed to push himself into the standing position, but then he immediately fell back into his seat. He picked up a butterknife and tried to hit his champagne glass, but he kept missing, so he just cleared his throat loudly instead to get everyone’s attention.