Drunk Texting Memes Novels & Stories

“I will leave you to your thoughts and this Amazing brew.” I waved, and he got the message to leave me alone. I picked up my phone after having a shot of the whiskey which was wonderful just as Pedro said. I scrolled through some videos on YouTube before I settled on opening my brother's text. The picture took a while to d******d but when it did my mouth dropped to the floor. This looked a lot like the drunk guy I encountered at the bar. “What kind of sick trick is this?” I muttered, “there's no way in the world that this is real.”

” Kayley ~”Girl you are fucking crazy. Kayley ~”Can I have her on my crew baby?” Jackson ~”Yes baby you can.” It is getting hilarious now watching the two dumb asses getting drunk. Not that we are any better, in fact we are worse. Kayley ~”Matt say that again.” Matthew ~”Drunk I am think I am.’ Jackson ~”You are a fucking tonsil.” Drake ~”Tonsils are in your mouth.” Jackson ~”And your mouth is out of fucking order.”

Before I locked my phone, I saw a previous text from almost a month ago when my thumb accidentally slid up: "Exactly, which is why you should ice skate." The text message read. "No. I'm not embarrassing myself. Today is all about you." stated my reply. Sebastian then sent a photo of the infamous "confused black girl meme," with her holding her palm up, wearing an irritated look on her face. I smiled to myself, remembering how hard I laughed when he sent me that. "You're an idiot, Sebastian." "A gorgeous one, though." the next text read. "Goodnight, Sebastian."

Piper continues to spit out gibberish. "Yeah right. Oh fuck I feel like twerking.." Alexa chuckle. "Yeah me six. Do you know mosquitoes can't breathe ?" Piper jabbers. "Yeah and they can fart too. Tiny little bitches..." Alexa adds as they high five each other. God ! being drunk is annoying. It reminds me of the day I drank cock demon and I had to call Gray hot. Yeah , literally he's hot and i even wanted us to get laid. Thank God I don't remember a thing.

"You are drunk!!!!" ****

[JEANNE: the sky is red 🌇 you know] [I am a penguin 🐧 🐧🐧] [no no no not penguin duckguin I cant be a pen😭😭😭] [have you seen my ex total noob 🤮👿] [Oh single me🤦🏾‍♀️😞] What was she typing? No punctuation or anything reasonable in the whole thirteen messages she sent. I couldn’t even continue reading them. I just moved my thumb to her contact information and clicked on ‘edit name’, then changed her name from Jeanne to ‘Stupid Drunk’.

The screen showed trending topics: #PoorAlexander #RunawayBrideMeltdown #PrayForKnight There was even a slowed-down clip of me shoving him, set to sad violin music. I was going to be sick. Kayla, the traitor barista, was now openly filming me on her phone, mouthing “oh my God” to her 1.2 million TikTok followers. I was too drunk to care. I snatched Lucian’s phone and kept scrolling. Someone had made a meme of my tear-streaked face over the Home Alone scream.

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

He had forgotten that he was intolerant to alcohol and ordered two bottles. As he drank, his phone rang and he quickly turned it off. A text message came from Bryce. He neglected it and to avoid more disturbance, switched the phone off. It was already dark out. He was barely at the second bottle when he became tipsy. Still, he didn't stop drinking.

Whenever I got drunk especially when I had too much, I tended to forget everything that happened. Like that night with Alaric— Ah, fuck. Alaric. I still couldn't believe what happened yesterday– how I had wanted him to kiss me, how I had practically begged him with my eyes to take things further. Now that we were at work, the thought of seeing him again made my stomach twist in embarrassment. Ding! Another notification interrupted my thoughts, and I glanced at my phone. Suhyeon: I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Esther here, but she’s right. You were always insane when you drank. Remember how we used to call drunk Isla ‘crazy Isla?’ Well, you outdid her last night.