Texting Memes Novels & Stories

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

“Oh, I kept seeing it on my F******k feed. Why?” “Do you even know what it means?” Myung-soo continued asking. Woo-hyun remained confused as I am. Then, Myung-soo started laughing alongside Nana. Eun-woo and Ji-hoon remained with no expression as they continued eating. “What the hell are you two laughing about?” Woo-hyun asked them. Since Myung-soo couldn’t help laughing and making fun of Woo-hyun, Nana decided to answer the question. “Woo-hyun, you should be more careful of using memes in real life,” she explained. “The meme you just expressed earlier came out of porn.”

Jace: Possibly that jerk face made her throw her phone so we wouldn’t have access to our girlfriend. A soft chuckle escaped me. I would have loved to see Cassian’s face when he woke up to those messages because it was obvious they were clearly rage-baiting him. The next message had me laughing because I was right. I imagined him growing as he glared at his phone as he saw their messages popping in. Cassian: I don’t appreciate the joke, Jace. They all replied with increasingly ridiculous memes that basically said they couldn’t care less. Nico: Cassian, go wake our girlfriend.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

Me: ~Aren't u in class now? Gabi:~I am😁😁~ Me:~Then y da hell are u texting me~ Gabi: ~Because I'm bored🫠🫠🫠~ ~Tye professor voice is making me sleepy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫~ Me:~As your elder sister, I can't encourage your bad behaviour. Drop that phone and focus~ Gabi: ~🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄~

I touched the screen of my phone and once it lights up, I got faced with four more texts from the dudes since I was still directly in the group chat. Tristan; Y'all go fuck yourselves, idiots. I typed in a reply and almost immediately, another text came through. Eli; No, thank you. I still love boobs to death. Hunter; Nah, pfft. I'm too golden for you fuckers here. And besides, I don't think I can ever get tired of the hot ladies. Damon; You rate yourself too much, dumbo. No one wants to fuck you here, Mr golden. I laughed as I read the last text, the series of texts kept coming in almost at the same time but still one after the other.

I had to pretend like I was invested in the proposals of my top managers, when my body had suddenly grown hot. I wanted to respond, to say something sharp, something detached. Instead, I saved the damn picture. And from that moment on, it became routine. The texts started small—details about her day, random jokes, things that had no business amusing me. Such as; “Did you know Dolphins aren't truly the cute angels that cartoons make them out to be?” “You don’t use emojis, or stickers, or GIFs. Such a boring texter.”

My skin crawled in desperation for him. The first week I started sending him memes during the day, but he didn’t really understand them, much like the emojis, and it took him a moment to pick up. I had a feeling his office may have been a little too stuffy, and memes weren’t a part of his everyday life like they were with mine. Jenna sent me a dozen a day. Baby Yoda memes were his favorite, and mine as well. His office, his life, had been too stuffy, and I was happy to be breathing life into him.

" Yeah, but it's all good, I'll protect you" And I laughed a little how on earth is that gonna work if she doesn't know half of who I really am. I smiled at her supportive comments as we move on to the next thing. " Moving on we have the text message now that is a whole new world because there are different brands as well, who kinda own a text message company some of, this brand are WhatsApp, messenger, facebook, Instagram, pam chat, Snapchat and many more." " Wait is this how you got a message from Hugo"

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"